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  1. The Assassin In Red
    WHY IS THERE A BURNING STICK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM?!?! Well, I happen to have written a paper on it.
  2. The Assassin In Red
    I become a chasmfiend and attack you all while your enjoying you pizza.
  3. The Assassin In Red
    Plot twist! I was the bannana tree planted by @Unintelligenius! I steal the sandwich and I run with the speed of Fleet!
  4. The Assassin In Red
    The wave caused fools to drop the sandwich and I put on a jetpack and begin to fly away
  5. The Assassin In Red
    You get a pinch of salt. Inserts a tiny Chasmfiend
  6. The Assassin In Red
    Granted, but now any time you try to drink water it turns to sand. I wish to be a Mistborn with infinite access to all of the metals.
  7. The Assassin In Red
    Using mind powers, I give living glass salutations. I begin hurtling towards the earth (the anti air gun actually propelled me into space) and I turn into a fireball. I land right next to Fools and cause a tidal wave in all directions.
  8. The Assassin In Red
    As I fly into the air I yell, "Curse you, spelling errors!"
  9. The Assassin In Red
    I take the bazooka from strmblsd and fire at Willbender. The aim is so perfect that it propells the sandwich into my hands after destroying the Carolla. I jump out of the Ferrari while it continues on.
  10. The Assassin In Red
    "Perfect"
  11. The Assassin In Red
    I ask strmblsd if they have any weapons or tools that can take out a car.
  12. The Assassin In Red
    I yell at strmblsd to strap in and then press the big red nitro button
  13. The Assassin In Red
    How many worlds have you destroyed? Well... Ummm... *Laughs nervously* That question really has... umm... a lot of interesting connotations...
  14. The Assassin In Red
    I hop into a Ferrari which is slightly faster than a Porsche and start catching up to Rye
  15. The Assassin In Red
    Looking at the rapidly approaching ground I whisper to myself, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can." I survive and immediately start looking around for the sandwich.
  16. The Assassin In Red
    I look down in confusion at what appears to be something reality itself has censored. I run our of stormlight and begin falling again from an even greater height than before.
  17. The Assassin In Red
    I lash myself to the sky and pass strmblsd with a smug look on my face, then I realize I don't have the sandwich anymore and become sad...
  18. The Assassin In Red
    I emerge from a rip in space time and look upon the whole situation with a look of complete and utter amused confusion. I then throw an ender pearl at strmblsd. Once I am falling as well, i snatch the sandwich.
  19. The Assassin In Red
    Could you make a long, thin, slightly curved blade for an Edgedancer?
  20. The Assassin In Red
    Probably Lopen. It would be interesting hearing about all the cousins, and he just seems like a pretty laid-back dude that would be fun to hang out with.
  21. The Assassin In Red
    "Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination..." Then you realize a stranger is looking at you weird for mumbling cryptic words like a maniac.
  22. The Assassin In Red
    Welcome! First of all, fear the cookie... Second, what Order of Knight Radiant would you be?
  23. The Assassin In Red
    These are all so cool! The magic system known as Heldimancy is the manipulation of Luck, which is produced by every human at different rates. Heldimancers can Take, Give, or Change Luck. Taking: When a Heldimancer Takes luck they give it to themselves. This makes the victim less successful to succeed anything they attempt, and it makes the Heldimancer more likely to succeed. Giving: Giving is pretty much the same as Taking. Instead of giving the luck to themselves, the Heldimancer will give it to another human. Changing: Changing luck is a bit more complicated. A Heldimancer can change Luck into one of several things. It can be changed into any one of the five Energys (Radiant, Thermal, Motion, Sound, and Electrical) or a special metal called Felixium. Radiant Energy produces a sudden strong burst of light Thermal Energy produces a sudden burst of heat at varying levels of temperature Motion Energy applies a sudden, very strong force to an object in any direction (The acceleration can be fatal to an untrained human) Sound Energy produces a sudden, possible eardrum-destroying sound Electrical Energy produces a sudden electrical jolt to a nearby object (Non-fatal... most of the time...) One becomes a Heldimancer by ingesting a special elixir that removes all of one's memory of their life before. (Muscle memory is not destroyed.) Most people don't like Heldimancers because they can easily effect their lives by taking Luck. This is still a WIP, but I may write something with it in the future.
  24. The Assassin In Red
    I would want to go to Herdaz, just because I am so curious about what the food would taste like. Or maybe The Purelake, I know it's not a country, but it just seems so nice.
  25. The Assassin In Red
    Will do.
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