The Assassin In Red

I dislike cheese on its own, I also hate American cheese. TPBM hasn't read the Steven leeds books

Heh, no... TPBM likes the Fahrenheit 451 Novel

*GASP* How could someone hate dogs?! TPBM listens to the band Muse

OK, as some people know I've had a luck-based magic system in my brain for a while, so I've been trying to come up with a reasonably interesting story to go with it and I thought it would be cool to share my progress and such with all the readers on the Shard! *Prologue coming soon... So here's a plot overview, DONT READ IF YOU DONT WANT SPOILERS! (It's not completely done yet and I don't quite have an ending...)

Cook it overeasy and put it on some avocado toast. WWYDIYF your card in your pocket?

I burn the amazon to find @Unintelligenius.

Some minor spoilers regarding the nature of shardblade and shardplate. I've only read up through Oarhbringer. Ok, I just came back from a weekend long camp and I slept terribly the whole time. I also never have dreams as vivid as this. Basically I started out on my grandparents house with my family. Everything was the same except for the fact that there were a lot of insect animal hybrids and a SHARDBLADE on the dinning room table! I have some interactions with a very grumpy dog and cat with insect wings and then I realize I should probably dismiss the Shardblade (for safety reasons of course) my family crowds around me, which worries me due to the instakill properties of a Shardblade. I kinda half heartedly drop then catch the Shardblade twice in hopes if it being dismissed, but then I remember that shardbearers can dismiss their blades at will, so I carefully put it on the kitchen table and reach out my hand towards it and I dissappear along with some janky video-game blue fire effects. I find out that for some reason or another my blade functions like a radiant blade but without the spren. I then go on to do some awsome tricks by dismissing and summoning the shard blade by throwing it and other such shenanigans. After this amazing discovery I find out that there are a bunch of dangerous creature in the basement that resemble large cremlings. I think to myself "How awsome would it be if I could also summon some plate?" Apparently I hadn't said the proper words because I didn't have access to plate (I didn't even know if I was a radiant or what order I was.) Anyway, I somehow get teleported to some gemstone mines where we're trying to get resources for a giant fabric to open an ancient door. We find one that is somehow cut into the perfect shape and decide to call it a day. As we're leaving we find a man wearing something I'm going to call half-Shardplate. What im able to remember about it is it basically gets rid of the soul-cutting capabilites of the enemues shardblade and doesn't give any extra strength. Anyway him and I exchange a few words that I can't remember then he summoned a shardblade as a dagger. I quickly pinned his hand down and said something along the lines of "I don't want to kill you." He continued to struggle. I cut one of his fingers off right before he shoved me off. The battle was awsome. Slices, parrys, and all that jazz. For some reason every time he managed to hit me it just bounce off. He even tuned his shardblade into a bow and arrow and it just bounced off of my forehead. It ended with me cutting his throat. After we fit some gemstones into the fabrial the dream ended.

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

Why did you try to jump out of a MOVING TRAIN?! *vacantly stares into the distance* We shall never know...

732. Crash the economy by turning all bleach and milk into gold

Welcome to the shard! Are you typically a DM or a player in dnd?

I haven't been here long, and I'm not sure if I'm doing this wrong, but how am I imagined?

Listen, I have a great idea! We need to steal 30 goats, for science... No... nono NO!!!

Wish I had watched alien to know how to deal with it. WWYDIYF a glass of water IYP

None at all. What is your favorite movie?

Granted, she doesn't feel the same I wish to go to the worldhopper's ball.

Granted, but the same injury is sustained on every other finger and toe. I wish I was 16.5 years old so I could get a job and get a driver's license.

Granted but your mind takes in every piece of information and your brain explodes... I wish for @strmblsd to not worry and be happy.

Hello! Welcome to the wonderful Sanderfan oasis that is the 17th Shard! What kind of misting would you want to be and why???

Here's a quick little pattern render! (Not the final version)

Very bad... Do you play an instrument?

*Majestic music begins playing* Welcome to the Shard!!!

FRIED

Fixed it, thanks for pointing that out!

Heres an endo-1 from fnaf: And a backrooms render: