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  1. Vyzkel
    How many puppies did John Wick have? *after the answer* what do you mean were? Dude, they tasted so good
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    Granted, you can’t lie to people. I wish to know quantum mechanics
  3. Vyzkel
    Oh yes, of course. You do? Describe the fourth dimension.
  4. Vyzkel
    I am sitting on a chair, happily munching on popcorn while watching the bloodshed.
  5. Vyzkel
    I live on the ground floor so this is false.
  6. Vyzkel
    You know what they say: Patience is a virtue.
  7. Vyzkel
    Granted, you can only read the word “the”. I wish that BO (aka body odor) didn’t exist
  8. Vyzkel
    Granted, the brownie looks so tasty everyone starts attacking you. I wish for pro fighting skills
  9. Vyzkel
    Same goes for you
  10. Vyzkel
    Granted, it’s the rough draft and it’s only one page. I wish for all doors to automatically open for me
  11. Vyzkel
    Suddenly, Selppaenip
  12. Vyzkel
    Give me the pros.
  13. Vyzkel
    Agree to disagree
  14. Vyzkel
    Sleep is better tho.
  15. Vyzkel
    Granted, you get a hungry hydra I wish for the power of Zeus
  16. Vyzkel
    Friendship is overrated.
  17. Vyzkel
    The following explosion illuminated @Ookla the Inspired, who has the Sandwich. I take the Sandwich and continue running, slightly winded.
  18. Vyzkel
    Granted, you can break into movie theaters every single time, but you get falsely accused of a murder and you receive a life sentence. I wish to be able to edit texts in android/apple group chats.
  19. Vyzkel
    Hello and welcome to the Shard! I’m gonna do something that hasn’t been done in a while. Would you like a cookie?
  20. Vyzkel
    Granted, but since being perfect in everything is impossible, you disappear. I wish for everyone to know about the paradox of being perfect in every way.
  21. Vyzkel
    That makes no sense. I find the Glass trap, but don’t see anything so I walk away in despair, continuing my search for the Sandwich.
  22. Vyzkel
    I used to have a Chuck-E-Cheese close to my house, but then it was sold and it’s now a laundromat.
  23. Vyzkel
    Are you FAMOUS?!?
  24. Vyzkel
    Yeah that makes sense, and an even easier language to learn after learning French and Spanish is Italian since that language is basically just a mix of the two. Yes that’s true.
  25. Vyzkel
    You speak (or at least read) French? I’m good at the speaking part (at least the parts I know, two years isn’t that much time to learn a language), but I haven’t done any good in the reading/writing department
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