Vyzkel

Howdy

1178. Be glad there were more boxes so you don’t get spiked anything 1179. Strangle anyone who gives you spoilers

Wait what? Explain pls.

Hiiiiiiii Liv!

I’m gonna go put on a whim and say yes, but I don’t know how tall you are. TPBM is short

Literally me:

1171. Be the number 666

I missed like 3 pages. Wait how to you do it wrong?

*reads missed pages in horror and confusion* oh my…

1168. Be unlucky

*gasp* how did you know???? TPBM has read hundreds of pages of a book in one day because it’s just that good.

Granted, you’re unemployed your entire life. I wish to stop procrastinating

Gets life Inserts the lack of a will to live

Who are you again? You started with “I… am” but didn’t finish. Sadly, that wasn’t me, but I’m getting there!

Granted, you’re also five times more inaccurate I wish to be a thriving business owner

Bonjour my good man

Ha! That’s how Pringles are

Granted, they eat your house I wish to have Magneto powers

…that’s not really chicken anymore, and since I haven’t had it I have to base off looks. It literally looks like butter if it was brown, C-tier. S - Canes Chicken Fingers, Chicken Cordon Bleu A - Southern Fried, Crack Chicken, Tom Kha Gai, Dino Nuggies B - Beer Can Chicken, Chicken Taco Soup, Panko Breaded C - Lemonhead Broth, Chicken Ice Cream, Liver Pate D - Microwave to Lukewarm, Grilled w/cinnamon and syrup, Flash Frozen F - Raw, Ash/Congratulations Idk what that is - n/a

Can you tell me something only an IDIOT would say? Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!

Eh, I’ve had a lot of it cooked dry, so my thoughts on it are a B S - Canes Chicken Fingers, Chicken Cordon Bleu A - Southern Fried, Crack Chicken, Tom Kha Gai, Dino Nuggies B - Beer Can Chicken, Chicken Taco Soup, Panko Breaded C - Lemonhead Broth, Chicken Ice Cream D - Microwave to Lukewarm, Grilled w/cinnamon and syrup, Flash Frozen F - Raw, Ash/Congratulations Idk what that is - n/a

Granted, she stabs you back I wish for people to stop stabbing eachother.

Absolute classic, I’ll give it an A. S - Canes Chicken Fingers, Chicken Cordon Bleu A - Southern Fried, Crack Chicken, Tom Kha Gai, Dino Nuggies B - Beer Can Chicken, Chicken Taco Soup C - Lemonhead Broth, Chicken Ice Cream D - Microwave to Lukewarm, Grilled w/cinnamon and syrup, Flash Frozen F - Raw, Ash/Congratulations Idk what that is - n/a

Granted, it’s salt water I wish to have waterbending

Oh my gosh that’s what you were talking about? *sigh*