Vyzkel

1200. Be swine

1198. Yell at everyone that they’re uncultured swine.

Yes, they’re the fries from Chick-fil-a TPBM is now very hungry

Have an actual razor I got 300 bread rolls and a math problem

Granted, it’s during class. I wish to be able to control cloth

Granted, you figure out that the perpetual motion is actually a lie and it was a magnet all along, causing you to have an existential crisis. I wish to have the powers of Professer X

Granted, someone puts Mentos in it the moment it appears. I wish to instantly make a toy of my choice appear whenever I wave my hand.

1192. Correct anyone anywhere all the time

1184. Scream fire and point whenever you see a cool hairstyle

Mmmmmmmmm not everything mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mmmmmmmm true. mmmmmmm

Why the heck did everyone become Cryptics?

1182. Scream fire at a gunman

Granted, you can only teleport to places 2 minutes (walking distance) away from you. I wish to speak perfect French and English

Have I told you that you look stunning today, Professor Snape? As much as I would love to see that, I am required to say no.

I am also tired, even after a (not so) full nights rest.

There’s only 4 days left for Ookla season y’all.

That’s what DC stands for? I always had no idea so I just said it stood for Derpy Cats Same.

*cue that one Indian Spider-Man scene from Spider-Verse* Chai means tea, so you’re just saying tea tea. Do I ask you for cup of coffee coffee with some cream cream? Also the one about ATMs works too. The M stands for machine people. Don’t call it an ATM machine. Man I love Spider-Verse.

I don’t care what I take from you, but I am taking that.

Maybe your sleep schedule isn’t a mess, and if so, congratulations

That is so real I mostly do this on Saturdays, but basically I just wake up, eat breakfast, go back to sleep, then start my day. Morning naps hit different.

*hugs* I just read this, and my advice is meditation, it has really helped me with my anxiety so if you want to try that feel free to.

Um… okay, imma give it a D because what I’m imagining has shells included. S - Canes Chicken Fingers, Chicken Cordon Bleu A - Southern Fried, Crack Chicken, Tom Kha Gai, Dino Nuggies B - Beer Can Chicken, Chicken Taco Soup, Panko Breaded C - Lemonhead Broth, Chicken Ice Cream, Liver Pate D - Microwave to Lukewarm, Grilled w/cinnamon and syrup, Flash Frozen, Fried with Eggs inside F - Raw, Ash/Congratulations Idk what that is - n/a

I watch the Hidie Hole become an (almost) Impenetrable Fortress before my very eyes.