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Vyzkel

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  1. Gets freshly cut grass blown into your face Inserts banana pudding
  2. I love how he only said one thing and it worked both ways anyway It’s time to die *points gun* I don’t know! It happened so quickly…
  3. I befriend Vylly the Vindow Bunker and equip him with lethal weaponry and start my search for Nerdy and the Sandwich.
  4. I really hope those hours weren’t consecutive. That would mean you didn’t eat at all for ELEVEN HOURS
  5. Yep I fall face first on the ground, realizing I was just too late.
  6. I take the Sandwich, placing it back in the reactor just in time. My eyes glow as power courses through my veins.
  7. I look down at my watch, five posts to go. I sprint towards Wrath, getting out my railgun.
  8. Luckily, it’s battery/Sandwich powered and is strapped to my chest (which I forgot to say), I continue to run.
  9. While everyone is distracted, I put the Sandwich in THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH REACTOR that will release my full power if I still have it by page 300. I run away as fast as I can, now with pie smeared in my face.
  10. Billy the Big Bunker beats any big bunker so he becomes victorious. Also he’s blue. I’m confused how mice were able to get into my bunker. *Dorito munches*
  11. *plays “Freedom” in the background* I sigh, watching this all on the bunker security cameras.
  12. I facepalm, then grab you from the SR before you disappear and revive you, now giving you a taser gun instead. Then I continue to hide inside of Billy the Big Bunker I jump as I notice I am not alone inside of my bunker .
  13. Wow. I haven’t been that dedicated to a book in years. *bows*
  14. Granted, the bucket is filled with live, angry chickens. I wish for chickens to be my friend
  15. I give you a gun to make you less inept.
  16. Father, god king, rarely do I ask for favors Heh, they were tasty.
  17. What? NO! I run away with the Sandwich and hide inside of my Big Bunker, his name is Billy. Billy the Big Bunker beats any bunker.
  18. Granted, dogs do it instead. I wish to have the world’s smartest fish
  19. The enemies right there and they’re poised to kill! What are our orders sir? Well that’s not supposed to happen… no refunds! *runs away*
  20. *tired blinking* *yawns* good morning.
  21. Have you seen my possessed moster truck per chance? Wouldn’t you like a taste of the power?
  22. I fall off of my chair, making me mad because I spilled my popcorn all over. I open my eyes and appear suddenly somewhere else, now with the Sandwich.
  23. ITS GLASS goooooooooooooood Morning!
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