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Vyzkel

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  1. The intense telepathic argument gives me a chance to steal the Sandwich and run to my super secret base that is so secret. It’s literally a normal house with a sign saying SUPER SECRET BASE on the front yard.
  2. Oooo name puns
  3. Daughter by contract instead of birth. I forgot I had that haha.
  4. That’s why we say “but it was all a dream” I tackle the you to the ground and wrench the Sandwich from your hands (the wrench was very helpful) and run away.
  5. Sick comeback there bro
  6. An F-22 is a plane if you didn’t know. I fall safely to the ground in my new F-22 bed.
  7. With my joyride over, I point the mounted guns on my F-22 you and open fire. I grab the Sandwich that was dropped during the bullet rain and start running on foot.
  8. Gets a toddler (have a sister) Inserts 10 tons of candy
  9. I BEG of you. Yep, same.
  10. I wake up, chains clasped around my wrists. The air is musty and humid, water seeming to push down my lungs. I struggle against my constraints to no avail. I step back, ready to slump against the wall, but I trip. The F-22 behind me is just so n reach for me to use the mini gun and free myself from my chains and I blast out of the dungeon in my new ride.
  11. “Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
  12. I don’t answer because I am unconscious.
  13. *is permanently stuck in that one MJ pose* *hee hee*
  14. Gooooood, just a little but more busy than I once was, but now I have a little free time (hence the suuuper late responses).
  15. Bonus points for both arms out while saying “I’m Superman!” Arm wrestling a person in Shardplate.
  16. I fall to the ground dazed. Unluckily, I fall into the chute, luckily, I am not in frozen carbonate, unluckily once again, I am unconscious after falling my on head.
  17. *wardingly holds chair* AAAHHHHH
  18. Mmmm, pancakes Not realizing your arm is in the waffle iron as you shut it very aggressively.
  19. Well the President of the Church died a few weeks ago and we have a new First Presidency/President. The shooting in Michigan I’d say is also a good topic.
  20. I have absolutely no idea. Since I am very strong, I just punch you for ruining my idea and I take the Sandwich.
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