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Through The Living Glass

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  1. Alright, here we go. *begins to read entire thread*
  2. I mean, you can if you want, but we all know you pretty darn well at this point
  3. Whoa. I forgot you've only been here for a month. You never made an intro thread? Huh.
  4. Imagine if instead of the product name, every item at the store had a detailed description of how it was made.

    So like instead of straight-up saying "Maple Syrup" it would be:

    "The process starts with drilling a tap hole into a maple tree. A spout is inserted to direct the sap to either a bucket or into tubing that sends the sap to a large collection tank at the sugar house or a central collection area using a vacuum pump. From the storage tanks, the sap is often put through a reverse osmosis machine, which takes a percentage of the water from the sap before boiling. The evaporation process sends clouds of sweet maple scented steam billowing from the sugarhouse cupolas and steam stacks. An evaporator is where the boiling takes place. Stainless steel pans sit atop an arch, or firebox, where either oil or wood creates an intense fire. As the water in the sap evaporates, the sap thickens. When the thermometer in the pan reaches 219 degrees the syrup is ready to draw off. Even though it looks like the finished product it will still need to be filtered, adjusted for density and graded for flavor and color."

    Imagine.

    Spoiler

    And yes, I just copied and pasted that from a random site on the internet.

     

    1. Mags

      Mags

      When I was a kid, I thought that products always had the ingredients listed on them so that you could make it at home if you wanted lol. 

    2. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      Yesss that's amazing 😆

  5. Well, yeah . . . I guess I meant that more rhetorically than literally.
  6. That happens anyway. It might as well be invisible.
  7. I'VE BEEN SUMMONED What is this *reads* What if she senses something is off as she's traveling home in the dark And the world slowly degrades around her until she's the only thing left Like things just start disappearing without her noticing and then she sees this shadow (which is the demon but it isn't stated outright) that starts overtaking the entire scene until she's completely alone If there were other people? There could be a lot of screaming while she's perfectly calm; that'd be spooky *gasp* WHAT IF SHE IS THE DEMON IN THIS SCENARIO?!?! CAUSING MAYHEM WHEREVER SHE GOES 'Kay have fun with my wacky-stacky idea
  8. What if bald people just have invisible hair.
  9. You've yet to return the hug, so I'm still hugging you.
  10. "We. Are. Groot." - Sun Tzu, Art of war
  11. Shoe ate some of the pineapple salad. Those pineapples were still there. Where are we?
  12. I gasp because Strmblsd is alive again
  13. I sit by the lake and watch. Yay! Now we're both ghosts!
  14. I drag you all the way in. *ghostly cackling*
  15. What level of government are you talking about here? There're a few different levels that affect the school system.
  16. Glass began cutting away the vines as they slithered across the ground.
  17. Niamh watched the fight with interest.
  18. I jump into the non-lake, dragging Vyz behind me.
  19. More vines grabbed him and started to pull him down. "Why are you still going?!" Glass yelled. She pulled out her machete.
  20. Oh, okay then. Shoe walked into the light with Livetha.
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