Through The Living Glass

262. Laugh annoyingly at this genius plan *laughs annoyingly*

251. Don't like olives on pizza

Where'd the knives go? Lemon pillow.

Well hi there! Welcome (officially, i guess) to the Shard! Would you rather be a Mistborn or a Feruchemist?

Maybe?

I HEARD ABOUT IT TODAY!! I'm so sad I missed them!!

Okay nvm I have more: "Guy Skydives into Zombie-Infested City to Save the World but Gets Bitten Immediately" "Guy Skydives into Zombie-Infested City to Save the World but Gets Bitten Immediately: This Time He Joins a Cult and Nukes A Village" "Different, Younger Guy Tries to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse but Gets Bitten Immediately While Looking for His Sister" "Rebuild a Town Full of Anthropomorphic Animals and be Bored" "Rebuild a Town Full of Anthropomorphic Animals and be Bored: Now With Extra Boredom" "Rebuild Your Grandpa's Farm, Grow Some Crops, Raise Some Animals, Betray Your Children and Turn Them Into Birds" "Use Your Magic Notebook to Take Over the World" "Use Your Magic Notebook to Take Over the World: Now With Useless Superheroes!"

One more for tonight: "Robot-Man Who Doesn't Know He's a Robot-Man Comes to Life Because an AI Takes Over the Ocean"

I laughed so hard just now Uh...??? "A Few Fear-Inducing Graveyard Shifts at Your Local Unassuming Pizza Resturant" "A Robot Has All the Feels"/"Human Look-Alike Escapes to Canada" "Green Hat Boy Saves the Princess from an Evil Man-Pig" "Green Hat Boy Saves the Princess from an Evil Man-Pig: Now He's Tall" "Green Hat Boy Saves the Princess from an Evil Man-Pig: Now He's Tall AND There's Time Travel" "HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY"

Clearly

Well, aluminum gets rid of your other metals reserves... so even if you burn duralumin you're ultimately going to get the same result. Also there was another thread for this a while ago, if you want to read through it. Here.

*shoots toothpaste at face* Don't eat that Or this *shoots more toothpaste*

No, I don't. A friend just got me into watching it though. Yeahhhhh I got them right lol "The Cardinal Number That is the Sum of Sixteen and One Fragment" <-everyone should (hopefully) know this one "The Specific Direction of Singular Sovereigns"

Blunt. I like it. STICK YOU'RE AMAZING!!

*imagines baby stick hugging my leg* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwww *glues cheese to thaid's face*

Yum. Glue and cheese *sluuuuurrrrrrrp*

Good! *glues cheese to the wall*

The nonsensical kind

Hehehehe. I hope I'm doing this right. "Stuck on an Alien Ocean Where Pretty Much Everything Wants To Kill You" "Stuck on an Alien Ocean Where Pretty Much Everything Wants To Kill You: But Now It's Cold" "Robot Ghost and Sort-of Dead Guy Kill Some Aliens"

What?! *pulls out crowbar* Who said that?! 57. Bashing someone with a crowbar

Saltine?

Oh my chasms Stick DO IT YES PLEASE THIS IS A WONDERFUL IDEA

Umumumumumum maybe you should eat a few more...

Actually that's so fair

Oop- Okie then.