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273. Gitt nëmmen a forge Sproochen, déi Dir op Google Iwwersetzer gesicht hutt

Thanks!! I must have accidentally turned the thing off

271. Richly Objects Thrift.

I wrote a signature, but it won't show on my posts, and if I go to edit my profile, the signature is in the box. Why isn't it showing?

269. Gift objects poorly.

*Destroys Block's digestive organs so he can't eat stuff anymore* Seriously though, how are you eating everything!?

*Splinters the Ginger Gods* YOU ARE ALONE NOW!!!!! ALso!!! EVEN THE GINGER GODS CANNOT CLEANSE YOU OF THE INTENSE POWER OF Scedosporium COMBINED WITH THE ALMIGHTY FORCE OF THE STICK

HA HA JOKES ON YOU. YOU JUST ATE Scedosporium(search it up, it's a real thing). MWA MWA HAHHHA

263. Annoyingly laugh genius plan at

Oh! I just found this thread with bunches of ways to get people to avoid you like the plague! Then Block will leave us alone and be gone! We should cover the floor with spikes too, cuz what if Block doesn't jump?

If you have time, you might wanna go back and read all 25 pages and then see if you still wanna be in. ... uhhhhhh... ... Guys! How about some superacid and superbase! Don't combine em though! Or we could just hire Obliteration! We could also send wild chalkings to war with them! Or we could delete Block's Shard account!!

BRUV *Becomes Adonolsium and un-invents sharpies*

*Turns off all your sharpies.* DONT YOU DARE GET MORE OR ELSE...

*Draws a breath*

*Draws some pictures*

I recently thought of this idea, and I haven't expanded much on it yet. I would like to ask you all for help on this theory! So you know how each surge is shared by two orders? I had this idea that each surge has an attribute. Like for example, Lightweavers and Truthwatchers share the surge of illumination. Lightweavers focus on finding self-truth, and Truthwatchers focus on finding fundamental truth. So Illumination's attribute would be truth. And Lightweavers and Elsecallers share Transformation. Elsecallers seek self-improvement, so Transformation would be making yourself better, or something like that. I included a chart to help! Ideas welcome!

You mean Stick or Stick? I can never figure out which is which.

Wait, this war's about fry sauce? *Confusion increases* I thought it was just war cuz why not.

uhh... what?

What?

Huh, I thought I was a big nerd. Guess I'm not so nerdy after all.

Oh! I've played a song by Soon Hee Newbold. It was called Storm. I've never heard of Orion and the Scorpion though.

*Joins in, happily munches on delicious brownies, in the mean time, also drags over a folding chair and folding table and some bean bags and installs some led lights, and also brings over popcorn and Oreos. Also banishes the high schoolers and brings over blankets too, and plops down into bean bag and snuggles in blanket all while happily munching on browines and popcorn and oreos. Relaxes and enjoys the show*

I've never thought of that before, but what if this thread dies? Ok, that's a great idea, I'm being sneaky right now WAIT WHAT why don't I have those emojis? Instead I have those weird 2d ones. I guess I'll have to copy and paste. Well, spying isn't actually in our oaths, it's just something Lightweavers happen to be good at. Shallan's the one promoting spying, Jasnah thinks Soulcasting is more important. Although I did hear the idea that Lightweavers have to speak self-truths because they spend so much time impersonating someone else that they might lose themselves. IDK

what do you want to do? Does anyone know of current conflicts we need to spy and resolve? Or we could party!