*coughs*
*Pulls out a birthday card*
Happybirthdayyouwonderfulhumanbeing….youareawesomesodontforgetit…*clears throat*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR STICK-THE-ALL-POWERFUL-MUFFIN
*hack*
HaPpY BiRtHdAy To YOUuUUuUuuUu-
*passes out*