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BlueWildRye

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  1. Throw it off a building. WWYDIYF a report card with very low grades in your pocket?
  2. It gives you weird ranks like Forescout.
  3. MELATONIN, THE STICK MANDATED OFFICIAL MEDICINE FOR RESTLESS INDIVIDUALS SUCH AS MYSELF. "I AM A STICK." "But you could be fire." "YOU COULD TAKE MELATONIN." *falls asleep because I took it about 30 minutes ago*
  4. 354. Rudely announce your return to this thread instead of quietly pretending you were here the entire time
  5. Hey, there's a dead guy under the eaves of this house, what? It would've worked, I'm telling you!
  6. Hug it lovingly then spike it into an Inquisibird. WWYDIYF a large perfect red gemstone IYP?
  7. I say your full name right, rendering you shocked for a moment before I grab the sandwich and leap into Cultivation's Perpendicularity.
  8. Granted. It is infested with kraken. I wish that my chickens would stop randomly contracting diseases and dying.
  9. I steal Block's old eye and add it to my collection, along with Vyz's stuffed dog.
  10. Why'd you push that guy off the roof? It's a matter of perception.
  11. Haha, I'm going to post a new chapter right now! Actually I gotta turn in my schoolwork so in an hour.
  12. How did you put a hole through that concrete wall? It's the least of your worries.
  13. I like them. They are my favorite animal.
  14. Probably Truthwatcher Edgedancer hybrid
  15. *cries* TPBM just lost the Game.
  16. I steal the stuffed dog because it's cute.
  17. It is known to the people of Canticle as the Sunlit Hen.
  18. The shield, remember? I eat a sandwich that is not The Sandwich as I watch this turn of events.
  19. "Don't ask where I got the arm, okay?" I ask. "He deserved to get soulcast anyways."
  20. The door to your cabin creaks open, and I step in. "Greetings, old friend," I say. I sit down and drink some hot chocolate too, trying to ignore the sandwich resting on the mantelpiece.
  21. Don't worry, I've had plenty of traumatic experiences involving jets. One time I even died!
  22. "BEHOLD: MY HAND!" -Rye https://www.17thshard.com/profile/61002-bluewildrye/?status=33763&type=status
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