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BlueWildRye

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  1. There might already be a topic like this, but I'll still go. When people don't notice their spelling mistakes.
  2. IFY I'll be a legal adult and still not know how to drive.
  3. What rhymes with Haiku? @Edema Rue.
  4. @Edema Rue
  5. Read it then pretend I didn't read it. WWYDIYF a mononykus IYP?
  6. I make a small fortune from growing rye.
  7. Tfw your phobia isn't even considered a phobia
  8. 646. Question whether we'll ever make it to #125257.
  9. Am I the only one who pronounces your username "sturmblissed"? Lol

    1. strmblsd

      strmblsd

      No I sometimes do myself 

    2. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      *cough* You're definitely not the only one...

    3. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      That's like the only way to pronounce it.

  10. Be confused. WWYDIYF a bag of toes labeled "French fries" IYP? (Yes I know the joke is dead now)
  11. "I am only loyal to my country and the Lord of the Unknown. Although I am a member of the household of Duke Hanston." He smiled. "Don't tell anyone, but I am the duke! Haven't you heard of my mysterious disappearance tonight yet?"
  12. I wish you my best luck there. And don't actually murder your bullies.
  13. The Redspine screamed, an eerily human sound, as half of the Crimson spikes on its back went a dull grey. It thrashed back and forth, biting at the male, before stepping back carefully. "You... Are much stronger than I thought. The Redspine will feed, but for now... You are spared." It began trudging away through the snow, one half of its body a bright red, the other colorless. A deer bounded past, and in an instant, the Redspine had impaled it with one of its remaining spines. It gruesomely devoured the front half, but left the back. It pushed it a little in the direction of the two. "A parting gift. We shall meet again." It stopped, and something that resembled a smile crossed its draconic face. "Tinker." The Redspine walked away.
  14. Ify strmblsd will have finally murdered his bully I created for him in the Nightwatcher game and will live happily with his oddly specifically described wife. Then he will get arrested.
  15. If I were to die in a year I would write books faster than old Brandon himself.
  16. I was at my friend's house and it was 2 stories so I fell down and rolled down the stairs because it's kinda fun.
  17. Two months ago. But it was on purpose.
  18. The Redspine roars and charges the two humans, jaws wide.
  19. I throw Unintelligenius at a snowball, then grab the Sandwich.
  20. "Well indeed I am!" Elimus said happily. "A sliver, in fact. Elimus Hanston is my name.
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