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  1. BlueWildRye
    I deck LightRinger in the face then ask Vyzkel how much he paid for me.
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    CHICKEN. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BREED.
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    Would you get spiked, turn into a bird, and join the Steel Inquisibirdition?
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    Favorite chicken breed?
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    WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN BREED.
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    And then 5 years later someone will come up and necro this thread just because.
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    *steals Stormfather's soul*
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    Once again, I think this is a bigger milestone than page 2000.
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    "I like chamomile!" Elimus said, not seeming to notice their plans of mugging him.
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    The Redspine chuckled, a weird sound to come out of such an alien creature. Then, it inhaled sharply. Tondon's metal reserves instantly disappeared. It was, after all, 30% larkin. So long as Tondon didn't get a critical hit with his silver sickle like the Redspine's last opponent had, the battle would simply continue until its combatant became too exhausted. That or the Redspine would kill him before then. But if the young man really could prove himself, and if he were to keep his promises... It was an enticing thought indeed.
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    Granted. You also get the description of every wrinkle and speck of dirt in your big toe, and you can't stop thinking about it. I wish that strmblsd would get his girlfriend.
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    Hah, because it wasn't bolded, it never happened!
  13. BlueWildRye
    I shoot Lightringer with an ant-i-tank gun and then grab the sandwich. I then start r-ant-ing about how the sandwich is MINE FOREVER.
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    Have a great birthday!

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    "My good people," Elimus said, laughing uncomfortably, "I'm afraid I have nothing in my pockets right now! But I promise that if you come to my manor sometime, we can chat and have tea!" He scratched at his slick black hair with the faintest lines of grey in it.
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    Uh.... same. I suppose that's a W for you then.
  17. BlueWildRye
    Granted, but you permanently forgot how to tie your shoes. I wish that everything I touched turned to gold.
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    The crimson spike falls, grey, to the forest floor, iron dust spraying on top of it. The Redspine growled, circling Tondon. There was that strange feeling of empathy again. "I do not CARE about who wins or loses," it said. "But I do care about my survival. IF YOU PROVE YOURSELF, I will allow you to live, if you offer me any kind of meat. I will not be like my masters, forcing you to hunt your own. Anything will suffice. But only if you are worthy." It paused, then lunged at Tondon from the side, jaws wide. Spines bristled on its back as they shot into the air.
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    "I do not care about my masters and their plots," the Redspine replied, "I want to survive. And to survive, I must eat." Strangely, it felt a slight kinship with the human. "I like you," it said, "But my hunger is stronger. We will fight. If you prove yourself, however... I might spare you." It roared, shooting a crimson spike at Tondon. The weapon his prey held seemed to be made of the same material as Tinker's knife. It would be careful to avoid it. The Redspine was invulnerable. Almost.
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    The Redspine hunted. It could almost taste its next target, moving through the woods. It had mostly regrown the spores that its last target's silver knife had killed, and was once again feeling the effects of constant starvation. It drove the monster to kill. It bounded over a log, letting out a resounding roar. Its bloodstained teeth glittered in the sunlight. Its target was moving ever closer. Almost as if they were searching for the Redspine. It growled at that thought. I AM THE HUNTER, NOT THE HUNTED. "I CAN SMELL YOU, YOUNG HUMAN," it rasped. "I CAN SMELL YOUR FLESH. LET US FIGHT. I KNOW YOU WANT TO." It stepped in front of Tondon. @Dragonheir
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    @Edema Rue
  23. BlueWildRye
    GRANTED, the bully I invented is there too. Torturing you the entire time. I wish for rain.
  24. BlueWildRye
    Whoa, this is literally the cover of Words of Radiance!
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