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BlueWildRye

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  1. I hit you in the head with a quail quarterstaff.
  2. "My apologies, sir, but I have other matters to attend to. But I'm sure we can have tea some time. Goodbye!" Elimus skipped away, nearly stepping in a puddle of Crimson. He was starting to want to go back to his manor, so that was the direction he went in, east of the tavern.
  3. Probably not, but its too late for you to eat it since strmblsd got to it first.
  4. worms opened five centuries ago,
  5. "Can't die while I'm eating a popsicle." "Why do the worst atrocities have to be committed with style?"
  6. What did you use to unlock the door? You're gonna regret this.
  7. people preferred death over sharing
  8. The Redspine slowly backs away, staring at Tondon. "I..." It turns to Conner, but feels a sharp pang inside. What was it to do? It clambered up to a nearby hill, and pointedly looked away.
  9. The Redspine dodges the sickle just in time, sending as many crimson spines towards Conner as it can from most directions.
  10. Kinda gives me Orpheus and Eurydice vibes at the end. Really good, once again. I almost cried.
  11. Pick one thing to eat as much as you can of in 3 minutes. Tell me that in three days.
  12. It's not???? TPBM hates loud noises.
  13. Gets paper. Inserts baritone ukulele.
  14. 699. Can't read 700. Marvel at already making it to 700
  15. I interrupt the joust with my billy goat bludgeon.
  16. You're surrounded by armored soldiers, what do you do? Watermelon.
  17. Yeah the quote that SONONE was referencing is what @sylfrena said. Greetings, @SONONE!
  18. The Redspine swung a claw at Conner, then shot it's crimson aether spines towards him, one wrapping around the stick and tossing it to the side.
  19. The Redspine snaps its jaws down on the stick, snapping it in half.
  20. Is that albino crow missing a leg and an eye holding a dead rabbit in it's beak? FREEDOM!
  21. , embarrassing stories to be confessed
  22. GRANTED. You broke the Nightwatcher as you asked similar questions so many times that she decided not to give you a curse. Because of this, the next person who wishes will not get their wish granted. I wish my wish wouldn't be granted.
  23. *thanks strmblsd but tells him I already had armadillo armor on*
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