So we all wish that we had superpowers, I'm sure (if not, why the heck don't you?), but we often fail to realize that this world has bestowed on us some actual powers which, while often lame - hence the title of the thread - and generally useless for saving anybody (or, to be fair, taking over any worlds), can be pretty dang "super" in their own way. So what are yours, and how do you know you have them? I'll start with a couple of mine:
Real Life Soundtrack - I have both the appropriate and inappropriate varieties of this superpower. No matter where I go, no matter what I do, music will follow me. Songs will come on the radio or on shuffle play that are either so perfect for the situation it's creepy, so inappropriate it's actually funny, or so ironic I feel the urge to tweet about it (I don't, though. You're welcome). Even when I'm writing or RPing, music will often come on that either propels the scene to new heights or totally kills the moment. I can even think about a song and it will come on the radio. It's like I have a telepathic link with all music, everywhere.
Limited Super Strength - This one, oddly enough, mainly manifests when used against towel racks. I have ripped towel racks (yes, more than one) out of the wall more times than I can count. One of them several times. I never try to destroy them, it just happens. I don't even have to touch the rack itself. I can take hold of a towel that's just hanging innocently on the rack and the entire thing will come crashing down like it's trying to eat my face. My strength also likes to manifest versus bookshelves, or generally at any given moment when carrying a heavy object will get me weird looks from the general public, but nowhere has it been more apparent than versus the towel racks.
So, tell me your powers! And if you're feeling particularly daring, you can try giving other members of the thread a superhero name.