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Lord Spirit

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  1. The Sand Wizard absorbs the Lightning and uses the energy to summon a horde of sand zombies
  2. The Sand Wizard shoots lightning at the metal pole to electrocute you
  3. CAN
  4. The Sand-Wizard switches the Sandwich with a sand sculpture of a sandwich
  5. Bultler (also from Artemis Fowl)
  6. I only tell chemistry jokes periodically because otherwise it’s boron
  7. Reminds me of a chemistry joke: what do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, you might as well barium
  8. No to the above This character has a last name this character is tall
  9. I’m not sure if I’m going to do Ookla season, but if I do, I’m going to be something like “Lord Ookla, -3rd of his name” and guest ...
  10. Silver went to bed after dinner, like he was suppose to, and fell asleep.
  11. You guys are steel-ing all of my ideas.
  12. I lasso you, grab the sandwich and ride off into the sunset
  13. I hire Dr. doofenshmirtz to trap the platypus in birthday cake and take the sandwich.
  14. The Sloth walks up to the snail and grabs the sandwich from it
  15. The sand wizard grabs the sandwich from the emu and opens a portal to escape
  16. A sand wizard traps you in a sandcastle and takes the sandwhich
  17. A Cheeta starts running 50 meters back, moving at 60 miles per hour. How long will it take for the cheeta to steal the sandwich, assuming constant velocity?
  18. Now I’m imagining pattern saying that
  19. It really Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamors
  20. you’re all definitely not innocent, but “be nice kids” I’m a lil busy right now, so that’s all you get.
  21. *me who is 6'7", awkwardly standing nearby
  22. granted, you lack the electricity to power it. I wish to be able to cook cookies for the perfect amount of time.
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