Hmmm lies

Proof: Why else would noodles, pancakes, and waffles have such a big role Theory: Vasher is a koloss

Yelig-Nar, an aether spore has a 100% chance of killing me, since there are no dragons on Earth, but maybe I could control Yelig-Nar, even if there is also no Light (and if there is, then bonus) WYR have a 1/4 Lashing on you upward, or downward.

Proof: When was the last time you were aloud to run/burn things/bleed in the hallway? Theory: Autonomy isn't really a Shard

Proof: The last person she bonded with died. Who else do we know who died? Probably a lot of singers during the False Desolation. Theory: Odiums champion will be Kelsier

So I was thinking about the time Sazed (as Harmony) offered to put Elend and Vin back in their bodies, after fixing up their bodies. If he had done this, I wonder if this would be similar to making a Returned, and if so, what piece of Investiture would be glueing the Cognitive Shadow to the body? Also if so, would all Shards be able to do this, or just some? I theorize that Ruin can, but not Preservation, since Kelsier pins his Shadow to a body by using a Hemalurgic spike, which uses Ruin's power. Theories on this?

The Purelake scene will have different actors for Galladon, Demoux, and Baon. Not to surprise us or anything but the writers will actually not know that they Seventeenth Shard members are those people.

People tell lies, likely a reference to Cryptics

Merciful Domi, can you please fix your spelling? Also speaking of which, SOMEONE IDK WHO, will slip in a "Oh God!" despite them saying different exclamations.

Ehh, I feel he might be like that, but he will get better, as I feel Hollywood just has to redeem him before he gets slapped really hard by the Lord Ruler. Although yea he might just be a mustache twirling villain when the Ghostbloods show up. Also the cameos in the Purelake scene are ridiculously obvious. (Not just because of actors, but Galladon will say kolo and sule, not a translation, and Demoux will just mention Elend or Allomancy.)

Everyone talks about how bad the Final Empire is, but we don't actually see the results, and Camon's crew survives

Lightsong will be just a dumb comic relief for the entire movie Siri will be completely flat other then being "rebellious" Vivenna will be even more flat Vasher will be okay though I bet Rysn will appear in a Dawnshard movie/tv show whatevs, but the interludes will be gone, so it will still make no sense.

Kill Moash, I could prob get God Beyond rep level after that, and having a cameo in Stormlight would be cool. WYR have the third Heightening or be a kandra

Moash becoming evil will come out of nowhere, with him just randomly becoming evil after the failed assassination attempt on the king.

I mean Elantris sequel is coming out soon.

They probably won't make anything for The Eleventh Metal or The Hope of Elantris (admittedly no one would care) They will mess up some integral part of Sazed, whether it be the way he treats all the religions or they just ignore him being an eunuch, or possibly kind of remove the whole depression after Tindwyl dies.

Agree strongly, except I think the Sibling would stay non-binary, being a non-human They will have torchlight everywhere instead of stormlight to light places, after showing that off once.

Adonalsium was split into 16, but it turns out they meant this character, not 16 parts. Kaladin is secretly a Skybreaker

With the announcement of the prose version of the graphic novel version of white sand... (spoilered for length, no spoilers)

I suspect you would need the necessary Investiture, but considering it's not kinetic Investiture, I assume you would only need 2000 Breaths worth of Investiture to do it. In fact, I doubt the 5th heightening would be necessary, it would seem that having a large amount of Investiture will allow you to be ageless. Good idea

So Hoid can't hurt people, or seemingly even animals. But what about these things. I figure he still wouldn't be able to hurt Returned, since they still have a normal soul, and I suspect awakened objects would be fine, he can likely harm objects, and just because they are invested with a command likely wouldn't stop that, and I would expect the same would be true for lifeless, but it's a bit harder to say, but they are called "lifeless" after all. But type 4 biochromatic entities is a tricky case. They aren't alive in the way normal things are, but they are definitely sentient. (Also Nightblood is basically invincible but this is hypothetical)

Well... Hero of Ages will just make no sense due to lacking Sazed's epigraphs. Also just the whole overcoming misogyny subplot in Elantris will be gone. Either the misogyny itself is gone, or everyone just kind of ignores it.

Showing us the effects of the Heightenings/visualizing an amount of Stormlight in a person will be very awkward. Also there are so many internal monologues, either Szeth will need an awkward voiceover, or we just see him murder everyone in the palace with no narration.

Random Earth animals will show up/be mentioned on Roshar

(I actually suspect this will happen, 0 hyperbole here) They make Elantris and/or Mistborn movies, they're hated, and they stop making them. Then they make reboots, maybe in the form of a TV show, which also fail.

Chaos ensues But really, what we do here is speculate about what terrible mistakes Hollywood will make when/if they make Cosmere movies Rules: Don't put positive things (Like Inquisitors will look real cool) unless put in conjunction with negative things (Like Inquisitors will look cool, but koloss will look dumb and not at all as described) Don't put things it would be very implausible it could happen (Like all metals are removed from Mistborn), although given some movie adaptations I've seen, this rule can be stretched pretty far Don't speculate on acting I strongly suspect that "Kelsier's Spirit" will randomly show up after he dies for no reason, completely messing up Spooks whole thing in HOA