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    @Experience @Wisdumb Congratulations!! You Lost!!!
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    Granted. You are also now the last person alive so grades no longer matter. I wish to be able to freeze time for everyone but me.
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    I use my Lurcher powers to pull the sandwich to me (cuz bread has metal in it) and take off running the other direction.
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    Have a spool of string. I have the secret recipe to McDonalds ice cream.
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    nope but I recently saw a dog in my house. TPBM has a family member named Wayne.
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    Granted. If you touch the band you immediately turn to ash. I wish for a shrimp and mussel and clam seafood stew.
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    Then the other man said "Yan" (opposite of nay) to get the monkey to move again and for the sun to go back off. Then Jerome, since he was originally my pet monkey and is very loyal to me, steals the sandwich from the man and gives it to the other man. I give Jerome ten bananas and mutter under my breath, "I am that other man"
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    I prefer using a bread fork or a cookie dipper for most of my eating.
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    I throw my pet monkey at you which distracts you giving me the time to take a sandwich and run the other direction.
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    Granted. They are each the size of a skyscraper. I wish to be able to shoot lightning from my hands at will.
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    I imagine @Experience as a dwarf from like lord of the rings but like he's really skinny.
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    Post what animal you would most want as a pet and why. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I would most want a cougar as a pet cuz it would be fun to ride around and it'd be funny to scare people with it.
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    Granted. You fall towards the sky for the rest of your life. I wish to have a bean and cheese burrito.
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    Nope running is better and walking is boring. TPBM is a national champion in their sport.
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    I appear and am very confused then disappear through a portal. Then I come back and ask The Clarinetist if I can join him by the fire.
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    "the deepest truths are best read between the lines, and, for the most part, refuse to be written. Read between the lines. Then meet me in the silence if you can." -some really smart person
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    I mean I lost so I miight as well bring these guys down with me @Experience@The Windrunner Supreme@Wisdumb@Ancient Elantrian@Aeoliae@Thaidakar the Ghostblood
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    2011 Brandon became the first author to make the short list for the David Gemmell Legend Award 8 times in 7 years
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    2007 dannex is eaten by the mighty space gerbils
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    1994 one very hungry gerbil accidently eats the stick
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    @Wisdumb@The Windrunner Supreme you two also win!
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    yay i won
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    1929 The crime gerbils use highly advanced scissors to break out of their cages and amass on the planet of lergil to start their plans to take over the galaxy.
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    1872: President Ulysses S. Grant signs legislation designating Yellowstone the first national park on March 1, 1872.
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    King Adonis and the small number of warriors that had made it out look down at the destroyed planet as the speed off at FTL into space. "I will avenge her" King Adonis mutters, speaking of his wife who had been leading the charge on the building. The King was now only surrounded by six High Shezen and their fleet had been reduced to five ships. "Helder", the King ordered, "send a message to my son of Methar that we'll need to choose four new High Shezen." "And a new queen" Helder asks, "we will need to rerun the tournament." The King only bows his head in agony and grief.
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