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  1. Unintelligenius
    You die because you can't breath. I teleport to mars with some stormlight, so I don't need to breath, and take the sandwich from your corpse.
  2. Unintelligenius
    Granted. Your legs have been chopped off. I wish to be able to dampen pain when I feel it.
  3. Unintelligenius
    Nope, A&W is the obvious best by faaar. TPBM doesn't like soda.
  4. Unintelligenius
    Granted. Everything you see, hear, taste, etc. has been multiplied by a factor of 1,000,000 so you go numb from it and can't sense anything at all. I wish I had x-ray vision.
  5. Unintelligenius
    I, having legally changed my name to "me", graciously accept the sandwich.
  6. Unintelligenius
    "May the force be with you." -Sun Tzu, Art of War "Seize the moment. Don't let the moment seize you." -Sun Tzu, Art of War
  7. Unintelligenius
    2235- I wholeheartedly agree
  8. Unintelligenius
    Cool action music starts playing as I do a cool jump kick that throws Vyz from his motorcycle, and I scoop up the sandwich and launch myself into space on a huge angry birds slingshot.
  9. Unintelligenius
    Nope. TPBM doesn't know how to use chopsticks.
  10. Unintelligenius
    Granted. But the delivery business heard you wrong and now you have three semitrucks full of toes sitting in front of your house. I wish for a lightsaber.
  11. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You are struck dumb and can't speak at all. I wish for some yogurt.
  12. Unintelligenius
    I steal the knife from Doomslug and eat it then use my iron pulling abilities to make the sandwich fly into my hands.
  13. Unintelligenius
    He was being a counselour at a bunch of different fsy's (church camps) the last few weeks
  14. Unintelligenius
    Who doesn't? TPBM doesn't like onions.
  15. Unintelligenius
    In all the confusion and wonderings I steal the sandwich, hop on a horse, and ride off into the sunset.
  16. Unintelligenius
    Nope, I wish. TPBM skipped the last meal they were supposed to eat.
  17. Unintelligenius
    I finally catch up to Vyz and take the sandwich after he trips, throwing the stick over my shoulder and breaking int a sprint.
  18. Unintelligenius
    Granted. They are so loyal to you that they are suspicious of the other two and they all end up assassinating each other. I wish for a flamethrower.
  19. Unintelligenius
    Nope, but I once accidently backed into a storage container. TPBM hasn't broken a bone.
  20. Unintelligenius
    I catch the stick Doomslug is hitting me with and yank it away. Then I chase after Vyz shouting that the sandwich will be mine.
  21. Unintelligenius
    Jerome being my loyal pet monkey actually swapped the real Sandwich with a fake leaving Doomslug with a fake and giving me the real one. Jerome is my pet monkey that I made up a lot of pages ago to steal the Sandwich for me.
  22. Unintelligenius
    Jerome swings in on a vine, yoinks the sandwich, and gives it to me in exchange for a banana.
  23. Unintelligenius
    I was hiking through a slot canyon, quite obviously a stormlight reference.
  24. Unintelligenius
    Fortunately I have. TPBM can do a backflip.
  25. Unintelligenius
    to the much better cult
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