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    "A boar?" Uni asks "To eat or not to eat, an age old philosophical question."
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    I notice that my compass needle is pointing right at Vyz so I run after him but to distract everyone I yell "Glass has the sandwich!"
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    I graciously accept the compass and start the long journey of finding the sandwich.
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    "So we're gonna eat some goose then keep going" Uni asks. "Sounds delicious".
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    I, being the host of the bi-yearly World Sandwich Expo, tell security to bring you to me and with their advanced technology they easily find you and bring you to me. I take the sandwich and then have security throw you into jail.
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    Granted. Your activity is to go and run an ultra marathon with no training. I wish for food.
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    I gladly accept the popcorn as I settle into a comfortable recliner chair and watch the events unfold before my very eyes. I also offer a comfortable recliner chair to @The H.
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    I stand in place looking back and forth in confusion.
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    "I still have mine on" Uni says "ohh goose, that sounds yummy"
  12. Unintelligenius
    Who me? I think you got the wrong guy... TPBM likes turkey lunch meat but not turkey like at Thanksgiving.
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    I take the sandwich and run away from everyone.
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    "Yep, definietly", I reply, "for what though" I whisper.
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    I (as in me (as in unitelligenius (as in not Ancient elans not elan))), also being mortal, walk up and take the sandwich from I (as in ancient elans not elan) then skip down the road whilst humming a merry song.
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    "This is an awesome idea" Uni remarks as he runs over to join in on the fun and watch the spectacle of fire.
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    I think I did. TPBM ate a sandwich today.
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    "Yeah if we think about this logically maybe we shouldn't blown anything up..." Uni says with a sad look on his face.
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    I un-nuggetatize glass then resteal the sandwich, declaring that I don't need any trials to prove I am the sandwich person.
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    "I mean, cutting through it could also work" Uni says as he watches Spark being to hack the bush, "but blowing it up would be so much more fun".
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    I declare myself as the sandwich person and steal the sandwich for myself.
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    I gratefully accept my place in the Cult but continue to reserve the right to keep the sandwich for myself when I steal it.
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    So if I join this cult when we get the sandwich does it go to H or do whoever gets it get to keep it?
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    Granted, you have the power of not being blind so you can steal the sandwich and see it at the same time. Your welcome. I wish for a longer charging cord.
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    I walk in and blow up everyone, then grab the sandwich and run...
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