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  1. Unintelligenius
    You obviously didn't learn your lesson, so this time I hit you on the head with two rulers. Then I chain you to a ruler. That ruler being Queen Elizabeth. That Queen Elizabeth being the ship. I then drive the ship through downtown New York, with you chained to the back.
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    8
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    I use a ruler to hit you on the head for good measure. Then I grab the Sandwich and duct-tape a lot of rulers to your feet so you can't run very fast. Then I run off.
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    49
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    48 almost to 50
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    Right back into my hands. I thank you for retrieving the Sandwich for me and even give you a tip of a couple of cents. I ask you how you used the burntness to grab the Sandwich.
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    Excommunication
  8. Unintelligenius
    I burn the grass and then blame the fire on you, and then I become a firefighter and put out the fire, and then I become a cop and arrest you, and then I throw you into prison and take the Sandwich.
  9. Unintelligenius
    I grab the Sandwich from whomever has it, politely tip my hat to them, and hand them a grenade with the pin pulled.
  10. Unintelligenius
    unfortunately it was all a dream (you need to bold your sentences for them to actually happen and be canon) I throw a cheese bomb at you, and you are now covered in cheese and can't move. Then I use a chainsaw to cut out just the sandwich, grab it, and walk off.
  11. Unintelligenius
    I stumble over to you, my compass pointing right at the Sandwich. I grab it, then disappear through a trapdoor in a poof of smoke. I then make my way to my getaway car and drive off before anyone notices.
  12. Unintelligenius
    carve them into intricate swords
  13. Unintelligenius
    I blow up the Percy Jackson set but then realize @NerdSandwich wasn't even there. Then I grab my Sandwich compass and a spear and begin the hunt.
  14. Unintelligenius
    I realize that 11 is just a 1 and a 1, meaning that you just went to the 1st dimension twice. I follow you into the 1st dimension, then grab the Sandwich and hop over to the 2nd dimension.
  15. Unintelligenius
    I grab the Sandwich and then play an Uno reverse card on @NerdSandwich and she is blasted back into the first dimension.
  16. Unintelligenius
    I throw the sun at you and fire extinguisher you off so that I can grab the Sandwich and not burn myself
  17. Unintelligenius
    I steal all of the bandages and make a giant paper airplane out of them. Then I fly over and take the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich.
  18. Unintelligenius
    I would recommend reading preach my gospel, chapters 1 and 3 are really good, and just read your scriptures as much as you can
  19. Unintelligenius
    My favorite is definitely Kaladin because of his plot relevance and growth. (definitely like his storyline and growth in Way of Kings, then later in the series, where his storyline feels a little repetative to me, excluding Wind and Truth) My least favorite is probably Sedeas because, well, he's Sedeas. I don't like him as a character, but I do recognize his relevance to the story. (though venli is a close second because her storyline feels so slow and every time I read her POV, I kind of just want to skip to the next chapter and not read it)
  20. Unintelligenius
    I eat all of the animals. Then I use the new animal powers that I got from eating them and speak to a nearby grizzly bear. The bear kindly mauls @NerdSandwich and then hands me the Sandwich.
  21. Unintelligenius
    I say my pleasure and then hike into the forest. Once I'm there, I whittle down all the trees to make a lot of logs and boards and then build a spaceship out of them. I fly over to @NerdSandwich and take the Sandwich and then go back to the forest.
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    Neighbor
  23. Unintelligenius
    Best of luck to you!
  24. Unintelligenius
    I take the Sandwich from Clone and bonk him on the head for abusing his power as a Clone to take the Sandwich. Everyone should know that all are equal in the anti-anti-clone organization and no one is an original or above any others. Then I give the Sandwich to Fizz.
  25. Unintelligenius
    I shut down the anti-cloning organization, and the chaos stops. I then organize an anti-anti-cloning organization, and we hunt you down with all of our clones and take the Sandwich.
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