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Unintelligenius

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  1. I mean kind of. TPBM has eaten unicorn.
  2. I, having run away earlier, easily evade whatever painful thing Tim tries to inflict on me.
  3. No my dog's on the ground across the room. TPBM has over ten pets.
  4. I gently punch Tim in the face and run away, hoping no one will notice that I have the sandwich.
  5. Uni continued to hack at the vines making a pathway through them.
  6. I look your take while the Sandwich is no one.
  7. Evan continues to run towards the center of the island, away from the giant wave. @Through The Living Glass
  8. I take the Sandwich while no one is looking.
  9. I fall over because I was punched. Then I throw a boomerang that hits the sandwich, launching it into my hands.
  10. Granted. It gets eaten by a passing dog. I wish for another dog.
  11. Accidently? No... Stayed up way to late.... yes. TPBM owns a sandwich.
  12. I, being oldly acquainted with the Sandwich, summon it to myself and away I run.
  13. Granted. You are blind. I wish for a cup of clean, purified water to appear in front of me and not spill or fall over.
  14. Granted someone smashes it into your face. I wish for some water.
  15. Granted. He leaves you to die then laughs at you. I wish for a portal gun.
  16. I use the power of myself to steal the Sandwich and then disappear in a cloud of smoke.
  17. I make you deobtain the Sandwich, making it appear in my hand and I waltz away.
  18. I, still being in possession of the sandwich, continue to stroll along and even begin to skip and whistle a jolly tune.
  19. Hit my brother with them to see if they're real. WWYDIYF a live turkey IYP?
  20. Gets lots of corpses. Inserts a ton of chocolate.
  21. I comfort the sandwich because it was punched, then unsteal myself so now I'm free and run off with the sandwich.
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