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Through the Living Elan

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  1. As long as you don't re-invent lashings that sounds awesome
  2. No way I'm making the four houses Snakes are def good animals like NO they won't be a mascot but I will note that if I made them one they would be good
  3. So you're teaching kids to murder animals and steal their souls right before sending them out into the world?
  4. INTERESTED CAN I BE A TEACHER ALSO YES HOUSES
  5. "What do you want me to say? I'm from a different UNIVERSE. How am I supposed to build credibility here?"
  6. I, while everyone is distracted doing these trials, take the sandwich from wherever it is and run away, replacing it expertly with a decoy sandwich so everyone continues to waste their time.
  7. Wait I'm so confused You're not the real Haly but you know the real Haly? Muppets Christmas Carol?
  8. "Oh- hey." Elan says, surprised. "I dunno I thought maybe that'd mean something. My world doesn't have a Japan. I... can't really give you a good reason. And you have a complete right to doubt. But I really am here to help."
  9. "I met a girl from Japan once? I dunno, she's the reason I'm here." Alright coming in... now Elan appears in a flash of light.
  10. 17thshard.co- Oh OHHH I'm stupid
  11. "Or you can let every single person here get brainwashed and enslaved."
  12. I doesn't like that idea. He wants to beat the ice gauntlet.
  13. What if Hear me out You dressed up As a soldier
  14. That doesn't even make any sense
  15. Because they wouldn't expect it? And they might have sandwiches, whereas I have confirmation the cafeteria is currently closed.
  16. Yes Yes And it still is Duh. The flip is going on Sanity?
  17. Like, for instance, the library. Or the very middle of their army. "So... we'd have to travel back in time. Into a different dimension. Into the most well-defended palace in the center of the largest empire to kill the most god-like being I know of in the history of the universe."
  18. "The answer to life's problems is lasagna. Purebred, grass-fed lasagna." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
  19. ... family drama? How does 17 have any authority
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