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Through the Living Elan

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  1. I use my elderly and infirmity to make you feel bad for disrespecting me, who cannot do anything of my own accord. So you come back and give me the sandwich.
  2. Sticks cannot run at all, so I grab it and use my mechanical wheely chair to roll away.
  3. I give you therapy. And also steal the sandwich. And have my mullet. Because it distresses people.
  4. I don't. SO I still have the sandwich. Also, I have a mullet. Even if Eddie doesn't believe me.
  5. You will grab the sandwich and you will run away. You also will speak in Second-person future-tense.
  6. I call Stookler a name. Probably one of the many I've called her before. Also, I'm now narrating in first-person.
  7. "Nope. I was seiged in... a while ago. And they stole funds. And Wyrn hasn't commissioned more. As he wills."
  8. The Elan steals all the sandwiches ever including the sandwich.
  9. BUT a different Author said it could. And if it couldn't, the marionette just sat outside of the lair waiting for when Platypus would leave, and the moment he did he would be followed.
  10. "So... where do we go?"
  11. "Eh..." Head-Arteth Elan said, "We kept them in the roof, but water damage happened... and we haven't been staffed enough to fix it..."
  12. “It’s not your fault. And I’m sure we’ll figure it out.”
  13. Aydri nods, taking a deep breath. "Okay..."
  14. "Nonono..." Aydri says. "No, you're not... You could die."
  15. “Witch doctor?” Aydri said, not thinking straight. This was bad…
  16. Owen nodded, nervous. He followed her directions without too much difficulty though.
  17. The Marionette defies all narrative and physical laws, so it is the real one.
  18. I WISH I WAS THAT ATTRACTIVE. It’s not too far off. My hair is a bit lighter and is super straight. I might get a perm. WAIT WHO ARE THESE OF NOT CUZ THEY LOOK LIKE ME OR ANYTHING JUST… RANDOMLY.
  19. “It looks it,” Aydri says, biting her lip.
  20. Aydri sighs. "Cedar... we need to solve this..."
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