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  1. Through the Living Elan
    "No idea. I... don't know much at the moment." Like legit. 0% idea of what is going on.
  2. Through the Living Elan
    "Only if it's a genuine ElanFactory™ produced and ElanApprovalCommitee™ approved throttle." Elan says. "Do you have ElanBuck™s? And do you promise to throttle that guy?" He gestures over to Raven. Elan tsks. "Tsk tsk tsk... non genuine ElanApprovalCommitte™ approved healing. That's a no-no." The injuries begin to reform, the healing being flung across the multiverse in tiny bits.
  3. Through the Living Elan
    Elan summoned an obnoxiously puffy coat around himself, and waddled over next to Aventine. "Hi." he says, sticking his chin up to avoid drowning the bottom of his face in the coat.
  4. Through the Living Elan
    "Yes." Aydri says, "If you want."
  5. Through the Living Elan
    I would never admit to that. AND YOU MADE ME LOSE YOU MONSTER!!!
  6. Through the Living Elan
    Consuming Families of Sciences. That's what the title said. Elan says, walking into the room where Aventine is. "Wanna read it?"
  7. Through the Living Elan
    Consuming. Families. Of. Sciences. I don't want to know either.
  8. Through the Living Elan
    I THOUGHT THIS BOOK WAS ON FAMILY CONSUMER SCIENCES. AND IT IS NOT.
  9. Through the Living Elan
    "This is the genuine Elaniverse™." Elan says. "It's just how things work here."
  10. Through the Living Elan
    I made it myself. I'm creaahhhtive.* *to be pronounced kree-ah(extend the "ah")-tive, so you sound British and intelligent.
  11. Through the Living Elan
    I have a plate of cookies and a leatherbound a book on Consuming Families of Sciences- wait WHAT?! Elan sends, though the last part sounded like he probably said it out loud too.
  12. Through the Living Elan
    "Booyeah!" Elan shouts, handing the man a wad of 200 genuine ElanBuck™s. "There ya go." He says, then turns to genuine ElanOfficer™s, who take Roy's body away to the genuine ElanExtraSecureSecurityFacilitySecurePrison™. Elan tsks again. "That explosion was not made by a genuinely ElanNuclearExplosionEmmiter™. It has to go." The explosion proceeds to unexplode and also get flung across the multiverse in tiny pieces.
  13. Through the Living Elan
    Elan wanders around the clinic, which is eerily empty around him. I don't smell that bad, do I? I showered today. "Hello?" He shouts, "Hellooooooo!!!"
  14. Through the Living Elan
    Elan rolls his eyes. "Not in this universe. Only genuinely Elan approved and ElanFactory™ manufactured things are allowed." The wings rip off again, and then are ripped apart in the air atom by atom. Then the atoms are ripped into protons, neutrons, and electrons, which are torn apart into quarks, which are ripped to millions of even smaller pieces and flung across the multiverse.
  15. Through the Living Elan
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm dumb. Elan has good pickup lines. My favorite: Are you a subway? Cuz you're beneath me.
  16. Through the Living Elan
    Elan tsks. "Tsk tsk tsk. Those aren't genuinely ElanFactory™ manufactured. We'll have to confiscate them." He waves his hand and the wings are forcibly ripped off of Ravens body. "Amazing! Do it one more time, and I'll double the payment!"
  17. Through the Living Elan
    The joke itself. Elan says everything so that's not confusing.
  18. Through the Living Elan
    The from my part on.
  19. Through the Living Elan
    "Good, GOOD random citizen! If you knock him out I'll give you 100 genuine ElanBuck™s!"
  20. Through the Living Elan
    Aydri nodded, holding Cedar close to her.
  21. Through the Living Elan
    Ooooooooooooooo I don't get it.
  22. Through the Living Elan
    "Sorry."
  23. Through the Living Elan
    Elan hands a boxing glove about twice the size of his head shaped like a puppy to both the crowd members, accepting the genuine ElanBuck™s, giving them each half of a genuine ElanBuck™ back.
  24. Through the Living Elan
    "I won't. If he won't."
  25. Through the Living Elan
    "What?"
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