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Through the Living Elan

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  1. Elan politely refuses. Again. Then I, watching Elan and SpiritOfWrath fight, begins setting up trials for the Chosen Sandwich Person.
  2. If he is the chosen one. If he passes the trials. Then we will allow the battle to end.
  3. STOP THE CULT OF THE SANDWICH! FIND THE CHOSEN SANDWICH PERSON!
  4. I disagrees. So he takes back the sandwich. Elan refuses to be sacrificed, and also has no idea who Ancient Elantris is. Then I runs away with the sandwich until he can find the chosen one.
  5. Kaleb, following Nick, walks up to the nearest person who looks semi-amiable. "Hey! Can you tell me where I am? I'm sorta lost." "Specify that you don't know what street. Or what city. Or what country. Or what continent. Or what world." "Um... like all of where I am. Country? I was... er... kidnapped." @The Stormfather
  6. Sure. I guess. The Once Author thought for a moment. "We could invade any modern town in temperate climates. They tend to have lawns. Then we could cut away grass and steal it."
  7. "No, though I can see where you got that from." "Shush pedant. Of course I'm talking about gasoline."
  8. "Sorry." Elan leans over and whispers to her. "I'm a lover of chaos and partial pyromaniac."
  9. I refuses to believe the document is real. Ancient documents don't have wet ink. And you also didn't complete the trialsssss.
  10. I steals it back because you didn't complete the trials to prove you were the Chosen Sandwich Person.
  11. 929: Apply for a million dollar scholarship on accident and then win it without actually submitting any essays
  12. "I'll go alone, but I'll probably stay in your vicinity. In case you get, ya know, mobbed."
  13. Elan grabs the Sandwich from you. Then I takes it from him. I go and start forcing all the maidens in the kingdom to try it on to see if they are the Chosen Sandwich Person
  14. "I'll go.. do something."
  15. "This is a whole new level of weird. And I'm also being slowly murdered. Not a very happy life." The Once-Author shrugs. "Someday I'll go back up." He gestures to the sky mystically.
  16. Elan looks over very confused at the wall of words that flies by talking about RPs, hunger games, and Dray. He shrugs.
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