Just_a_Fan

my internet persona is, in fact, an awakened object. a paper fan, to be exact.

"The five stages of grief model (or the Kübler-Ross model) is popularly known as a model that describes a series of emotions experienced by people who are grieving: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. In actuality, the Kübler-Ross model was based on people who are dying rather than grieving. Although commonly referenced in popular culture, studies have not empirically demonstrated the existence of these stages, and the model has been considered by some to be outdated and unhelpful in explaining the grieving process." -wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

idk why i put this here.

my persuasive speech i made for school:

-point 1, power points. Let’s get this over with, if we go by mainline game rules, most people end up siding with the lions by saying “pokemon run out of power points before they beat the lions and struggle to death/faint/loss”, while, yes, that is true, a smart player can sidestep that with a leppa berry, and the move recycle, which grants the user their held item back on use. (For the sake of simplicity, anything requiring a trainer to use, (mega evo, z-moves, tera, etc.) cannot be used, and the pokemon are wild.)[note: here to point 2 is rant.] While one might assume the right mon can’t spawn with the berry, let alone use this strat, you’d be wrong. Pokemon in the wild can spawn with berries, and there’s even a troll gimmick in comp gameplay that is banned from “anything goes”, the highest tier a pokemon can reach, put simply, if you have a slowbro use block on a pokemon without thief, knockoff, or other item removing effects, or a status inflicting move, then heal stall with heal bell (for slowbro) and heal pulse (for the target), you can make an inescapable battle that breaks the “endless battle” clause, having infinite pp thanks to a berry (specifically the leppa berry/) and recycle,

-point 2, spread/room moves. With the addition of multi-battles in gen 3, some moves (surf,brutal swing, discharge, etc.) can hit multiple mon in one turn, this is added upon in the mystery dungeon games, where some moves have an aoe effect. Speaking of which, there’s an event in those games known as a “monster house” where wild pokemon rain from the ceiling and flood the room, similar to this scenario. Said aoe moves are good at clearing out this event, because of the ‘hit multiple targets’ property.

3: dex entries: 

-arceus is the creator of the pokemon universe.

-macargo is hotter than the sun. (see 10000 lions vs the sun)

-solgaleo IS the sun.

-scyther, among other pokemon have insane speed and would last longer than normal thanks to flying around like a bullet heck protagonist.

4: abilities.

Primal groudon’s desolate land ability would let it get rid of lots of lions without doing anything, as well with pokemon w/ snow warning, because lions can’t stand such extreme weather.

Almost anything that messes with the weather would work. Wonder guard would be very effective at keeping arcanine alive thanks to burn up.

5(bonus): fan content.

EEeEE is a hackmon that does not care about “balance”, what his game says he can do, nor how much is a billion. I mean, if he can outright slaughter a team and several boxes of lvl 100 perfect stat pokemon and off the player character, ignoring plot armor, then possess a wii to spook the owner of his game, then he can beat up some annoying overly smart cats. Also he might be able to mega evolve using an eeveeite, as he’s still mostly eevee.

Fakemons tend to be ludacris in both gameplay and dex. (ex, uranium’s nuclear pokemon, or insurgence’s delta mon.)

Do I need to get started on the ACTUAL GLITCH? I mean come on this thing’s bigger than a wailord, tear in timespace or not. Also, missing number is one of the weakest glitch pokemon. for all the hyping it gets as most fanworks power level it akin to x, the antagonist of the creepypasta sonic.exe, when missingno. in it’s most recognisable form, is at best a lvl 0 glass cannon, and only then it will break your game when you put it in the pc. Yellow on the other hand can and will wreck your game if you so much as think about glancing at it.

yes i copy+pasted it from my google doc.

thank you to @Frustration for the help.