the communist hat is:
a hat that is passed around by me and my friends, such as @shortcake, AND
the main antagonist of a "jaswen fanfic" we made as a joke in school, where his personality, and powers were akin to sonic exe, except he was a storming imbecile, and quote one draft, "a furry". if i remember correctly.
as for tpam, no, i just did.
tpbm reads pokepastas.