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Just_a_Fan

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  1. 1st, let's be shardbuddies.

    2nd, Rocs fall, roll initiative.

  2. He catches it, then tosses them back to you.
  3. it bounces off to no effect because it's brains are a new red paint for it's front door.
  4. Arceus stops you, as that'd likely destroy the sandwich. he then takes the sandwich. A baker's dozen of master balls arrives in the mail, from xX_Sir_Pug_Xx
  5. A Sandslash named Pico saves a buizel from an incineroar holding him [buizel] hostage by threatening, then shooting the latter [incineroar] with a Usi. He takes the sandwich as payment, then grumbles about having to constantly deal with nutcases.
  6. A loud thunking sound is heard barreling down the stairs. Mead zooms past, having tripped down. He however has yet to realize this, and is still trying to walk down the stairs.
  7. Mead bush questions why that was "terrible usage of literary devices", blind to the widening hole in the 4th wall.
  8. *Cut to Mead Trippin' because someone spiked his hot sauce with fox milk*
  9. "eh? oh, sorry if i'm interrupting something, but you seem new around here, is there anything we can help you with, M'am?"
  10. Mead Bush pulls a phone out of his coat. "Hello, this is Mead speaking." He dons a foul expression. "sorry, I'm a bit busy right now, I'll have to call you back later." [click] He puts the phone away, finishes a bottle of hot sauce, then opens another, slightly hotter bottle. Hearing the knocking, he decides to answer it. "Good evening, m'am. How may I help you?"
  11. "philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie. common sense is knowing not to drink it, courage is drinking it anyway."
  12. [TBA]
  13. (@Dragonheir) "capsaicin is one of the few spices we can handle in meaningful quantities, alongside salt, pepper and others, I mean, we spit the stuff as a natural deterrent, darn it! Oh, and here, I think you should keep this." He hands Veer the book from earlier.
  14. (@Dragonheir) "eh??? oh, that. Just so you know, dairy products work better. It's also more tolerable for you humans if you have it with rice mixed in, for some reason." He chugs the rest of the hot sauce, scarfs down the steak, then tries a very little sip of the coffee. In spite of it being the mildest blend the clinic carries, it is still WAY too strong for poor Mead. "Ealch! [sic] what *splutter* foul *gag* conoction [sic] is... *heavy panting* is THIS?!?" he cleans his pallet with some (all) of the fried jalapeños, then decides he wants to try the hottest pepper this world has to offer.
  15. yes, it appears you do.
  16. A pilot's license falls from Mead bush's coat. "ZZZzzzZZZzzz"
  17. "ZZzZZ-! GEH! HUH?! WHA? oh. hey... veer, was it? could you pass me that book that fell? thanks. ...by the way, ever had some... uh... what's the phrase you humans use? warm-sauce? no, thats not right... hot sauce? mind helping me get to the... uh... the cafiteria, so we can share a bottle of that tasty stuff?"
  18. "Yawn, C-could w-w-we h-head s-somewhere w-warmer, t-th-th-the c-c-cold's getting... g-getting... to... ZZZZZZzzz" A book labeled "Western Dragonpedia: a new dragonhandler's guide" falls off of a shelf.
  19. Heartache appears as though she hasn't slept in... a long time. She... seems to be powering thru though.
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