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Just_a_Fan

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  1. gets the recipe for greek fire. inserts a ceramic jar of greek fire.
  2. the color of his scales.
  3. btw, haven't came up w/ a color for him, what do you think?
  4. well, at least keep them from hurting others.
  5. Mead Bush would be a guard for a church. help ward off karens and pests.
  6. a dragon wearing an aviator's jacket and an elmer fudd hat walks in, and places a bottle on the sofa, then walks out. in the bottle is a bubble, in the bubble is Roy, still on the phone.
  7. gets spiked. inserts @BlueWildRye
  8. gets a snapdragon. inserts a snapdragon.
  9. mead bush retrieves the bottle and hands it over. he then bubbles & bottles bookwyrm.
  10. mead bush stuffs the bottle into a pocket lining the inside of his leather coat. a splash is heard, as it contains an olympic swimming pool full of hot sauce.
  11. mead bush then somehow stuffs both otter and bubble into a smol glass bottle, before putting a cork in it, then sitting it on a table in the cafeteria, before eating a passing squirrel.
  12. mead bush hides behind his powerful wings, using them as a shield. he then remembers he's a dragon and encases the (formerly) enraged otter-thing in a surprisingly durable bubble using his bubble breath. "s-so... anyone else want a 's-'smore???" he asks.
  13. mead bush hands almond the rest of the fish. said fish has been charred, turned into otter-unsafe-sushi, frozen, then put in a soapy bubble, the result of a cruel writer, no doubt. mead bush then apologises for this.
  14. uhhh... he's a dragon... I kinda... just made him... so... @The Bookwyrm
  15. mead shrub nods, then hands Almond a smore, with slices of fish instead of crackers... "there you go, one 'smallow"
  16. the "bird" realises it's a dragon, not a bird. he then digs in a backpack for marshmallows to roast. @Exotic Almond edit: rusting again... his name is mead shrub, mead shrub rose snowball. I used fantasy name generator > drink names.
  17. the bird gave Roy a sword, pulled from hammerspace. said sword was abnormally normal.
  18. A live chicken appears next to Calev. the chicken pecks at the diner, then turns into a wolf. the wolf then states: "good question."
  19. the Phancero that is no longer tortellini walked into the clinic, then began a raid on the mini-fridge. somehow he exits a can of soda sitting next to roy. the avian-esque creature lets loose a "coo." edit:
  20. a doberman pinscher ex-knight slides in, followed by an ancient red dragon. the knight introduces himself as Claw, and the dragon introduces himself as Sparks. they then start roughing up a nearby Jolteon.
  21. what did you do to that poor jolteon? and is that a revolver? yeet him.
  22. do you beat up cars on fridays? a i r .
  23. sushi lololololololololololololololol
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