Name: Zarek Malarn
Sex/Gender/Gayness/Etc: Female
Age: 23
Phenomenal Cosmic Powers: The inspirational power I've had since birth lets me change out my legs for mechanical spider legs, giving me the ability to climb walls and bark as a Siberian Husky
Current Occupation: With my amazing skills I am a street entertainer
Notable Battles: When I fought off the Hungarian cows using only the power of my bark.
Education: I learned from watching other streeties
Weapons, Armor, Techniques, etc: I have a magical dog collar that can transport my enemies to the nearest carpet showroom (you would not belive how often that comes in handy)
Other: I need a house! I also make really good frog legs!