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  1. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    I am not for any ship, beyond “fitz and Keefe kill each other in a duel over Sophie’s love, then she kills herself due to the grief” but I like Sophitz better than Sokeefe, cuz Keefe is just ridiculous. But also layered. But also I just like Sophitz better.
  2. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Yeah, I’m not sure how to deal with them
  3. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Probably
  4. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Question for you girls whatintheheck did i do to you for you to treat me in this way
  5. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Oh brother I used to read these i ended up hating them I stopped around book 5 or 6 but the books do have everything magic, fantastic beasts, school, whiny annoying teenagers, extremely possible impossible love, hospital visits, amnesia (I think), tragedy, romance, torture (to the reader), etc etc etc…
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    I couldn’t tell you how many waves of black magic sorcerers, casino gangsters, and heartless prostitutes that I have stamped into the dirt.
  7. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    I haven’t NHIE committed a crime worse than say, jay-walking
  8. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    I fully agree EDIT: I looked it up, and according to google maps I actually am in the Appalachian Mountains
  9. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    I can tell you that the Appalachians are great! I don’t really live in them, but I’m very close.
  10. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Nice! I went last week, and it was amazing.
  11. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

    So, I recently went to FSY. It was a great experience for the most part. I’ll probably post about this more some other time, but what’s on my mind currently is what I’ll be discussing in this installment of Alpha Thinks He’s Funny, And In This Case He May Actually Be.

     So at the variety show at the youth conference, they had a few kids come up, crack a joke, and announce whose acts are next. One of the people who did this was a guy who got up there, introduced himself, and said he knows magic. He proceeded to tell us that he’d demonstrate a trick for us. He told us to pull out our phones, and text a number. It was, of course, his number, and we all laughed and he was all “that’s why I’m the Rizzly Bear hehehe” even though he said it was a magic trick, and for that reason I think “Rizzard of Oz” would have worked better, but that’s a tangent.

    I, of course, texted him. He didn’t respond, but I figured it would still be fun to mess with him a little bit. So today I sat down and texted this out:

    “Hello [NAME REDACTED]. This is your daily meme text service. Please text us the number of memes you desire per day. Your options are:

    #1 - One (1) meme a day, at a random time

    #2 - Two (2) memes a day, one (1) at a random time before noon (12:00 PM EST), and one (1) at a random time after noon (12:00 PM EST)

    #3 - Three (3) memes a day, one (1) at a random time before noon (12:00 PM EST), and two (2) at a random time after noon (12:00 PM EST), or vice versa (specify)

    #4 - Four (4) memes a day, two (2) at a random time before noon (12:00 PM EST), and two (2) at a random time after noon (12:00 PM EST)

    If you do not respond before noon (12:00 PM EST), you will be automatically subscribed to our option #2. Please enjoy, and thank you for supporting us! Tell your friends to text [PHONE NUMBER REDACTED] for their daily memes! We assure you that you and your friends will not regret it!

    Have a nice day!”

    So yeah, I’m a comedic genius. I kept using parentheses to be funny, of course. I think it got a little redundant, but that was the joke!

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      lol

      FSY was the best.

    2. kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      THIS MEME SERVICE JOKE xD

      Absolutely HILARIOUS XDDD

  12. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

    Hehe

    I just read Song of Solomon

    :blink:

  13. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    It’s fine, you was just playing the game how it was meant to be played
  14. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Mat ya suck i thought you was a good guy Sorry I was gone
  15. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    I’ll take a spec doc
  16. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Thank you, and I’m very sorry. I had thought I would have a semblance of internet, but I was mistaken.
  17. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    I will be unable to post it this round. I ask you to please PM me your votes. Thank you, and sorry.
  18. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Ight
  19. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    So, should we just make the person with the fewest votes be eliminated, and do that til there’s a winner?
  20. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Good job everyone! Now it’s time to sit tight until 8:00 PM EST, when I put up the poll. Good luck!
  21. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Sorry I was absent! These roasts are great.
  22. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    For fun, I suppose
  23. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    PM
  24. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Ah, yes, thank you for reminding me of this. I had totally forgotten. I suppose we shall start submissions at 8:00 EST tomorrow, and those will run for 48 hours.
  25. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
    Welp you do have to lose again
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