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  1. The cheeseman
    Oh. Oh. Oh dear. *refrains from commenting on the subject any further*
  2. The cheeseman
    I am not. Fadran compared centaurs to roaches, and do we call killing thousands of roaches genocide? No, we do not. So what makes it genocide to kill thousands, or even billions, of centaurs?
  3. The cheeseman
    Well, then we'd better start an interplanetary program to eliminate centaurs everywhere!
  4. The cheeseman
    Oh yeah! How do we make it hit the surface? That would kill all the centaurs, right?
  5. The cheeseman
    It needs to be large enough to destroy a planet. I don't know if Haumea is the proper size.
  6. The cheeseman
    Now we just need to find a proto-planet... Hm... Hey @Channelknight Fadran, do you know of any proto-planets we could crash into Earth to destroy the centaurs?
  7. The cheeseman
    I will do whatever it takes to destroy those that oppose me.
  8. The cheeseman
    I think so too. Or perhaps... What if we crashed a proto-planet into earth? That should do the trick!
  9. The cheeseman
    Oh I already have some.
  10. The cheeseman
    Why?
  11. The cheeseman
    Should we summon him as well?
  12. The cheeseman
    Quite possibly the best TTRPG meme I've ever seen.
  13. The cheeseman
    Sure. I can do defense.
  14. The cheeseman
    I volunteer as a part of this tribunal!
  15. The cheeseman
    Well, the summoning hasn't worked since he's not here. Yet.
  16. The cheeseman
    He's a witch.
  17. The cheeseman
    If I am no longer responding in 24 hours, ask the Stick for my bones, so at least a Kandra can have my appearance.
  18. The cheeseman
    @Wits instant noodles has committed the most impossible of impossibilities. They have committed the most heinous of crimes, the most horrific of sins. For that, I must do the unthinkable.
  19. The cheeseman
    This... this is
  20. The cheeseman
    Second-secondary update: Still a male member of the homo-sapiens species.
  21. The cheeseman
    "Pride goeth before the fall."
  22. The cheeseman
    I have and I loved it. It's WAY better than the movie. TPBM has never once cried from reading a book.
  23. The cheeseman
    Huh. *wins*
  24. The cheeseman
    For what purpose?
  25. The cheeseman
    Granted. You now have a Soulcaster that can only transform water into b l o o d. I wish for my book to be published.
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