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PyroPhile

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  1. violet is violent, and the
  2. Mmm, perfectly roasted! WTWTTS when you forget to reply to the RP you made for a week?
  3. A pneumatic drill cracks open the shell and steals the sandwich. It then proceeds to run away.
  4. Unmashes your potatoes I’ll give you a potato chip for that. I’ve got a DRAM chip.
  5. Pepperoni will do just fine. TBPM is a huge nerd. (I’m allowed to say this because I’m a huge nerd!)
  6. Proof: Both are hungry for Universe Domination! Theory: The Nightwatcher is learning from the Boon/Bane Game thread.
  7. Granted, your air conditioning starts spewing out fluorine gas. I wish for an AMD Radeon 7900 XTX.
  8. Granted. Your chair is unleavably (not possible to leave) comfy. I wish for an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D.
  9. -ger, Pyro thought. He stumbled maladroitly as he landed in a large, grassy field.
  10. Wait. Had he pulled out his special cesium? Pyro started to dash away from the explosion, but he feared he wouldn’t get away in time. Now would be a great time for that teleporting thing to trig- Pyro fell through the seemingly solid floor. (used to be a link here, edited out)
  11. “Catch.” Pyro tosses the chunk of cesium at the gargoyle while covertly digging a water bottle out of his backpack.
  12. gets super chili dogs inserts manyullyn
  13. The Game is the worst kind of game because you only ever know you lost And I think that’s the point
  14. Gets everything Inserts trimping (demoknight tf2 edition)
  15. You realize that murder is bad, right? Ooh, time for my plan!
  16. Pyro begins looking for a large body of water to throw his cesium into.
  17. Just a fan. 0.9*fan/fan
  18. How did your spaceships crash? To become the Overlord of FGaRS!
  19. “I am Pyro. I have no idea what ‘Peace’ is. And this-“ He gestures to the ampoule- “is cesium. Explosively reactive, even with water.” He snaps the ampoule open and empties it out onto his (left) hand. It quickly oxidizes and turns dull. “Want a snack?”
  20. “I don’t think I ever had what you want.” Pyro reaches into his backpack again and pulls out an ampoule with a chunk of slightly gold metal in it. ”Do you know what this is?”
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