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Ookla de los Cuervos

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  1. WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS-? i have no brain cells today
  2. i was born in 2007. its crazy to think about.
  3. "riiigggghhhhhtttt and im a rock. yall are pathetic, i think i know why you serve the idiot"
  4. awk. still of noble blood.
  5. the sandwich floats toward me into my open hand while im unconcious
  6. "im not catching, im too lazy. anyways, i was attacked by *cough* DAISY THE PATHETIC and i severely pissed him off"
  7. why are there so many paradoxes to this-
  8. The Caterpillar and the Snail praise Raven's wisdom and fall to their...uh...they don't have knees. Oops. Well they bow as best they can and swear to serve forever. Probably. - edema ruh
  9. floating there in complete obliviousness
  10. hey kid, you want some wares? my legs hurt too much
  11. "youre gonna kill your worshippers like that. anyways, ive got better things to do. buh bye!" and he just starts walking off
  12. "oh, so in conjuction with being GOD, hes also got a god complex... sounds like a guy i know"
  13. "riiiiggghhhhhttttt, and ive been whacked by a god at least a couple times" this is canon in the story. he gets killed (or should have been killed) at least 5 times.
  14. "it wont help. youd be surprised by how consistent i am"
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