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Ookla de los Cuervos

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  1. "daisy the pathetic? srsly? honestly, kill me now. absolutely terrifying how bad that is."
  2. "ive been ready forrrrrr-" checks his watch "15 minutes"
  3. "i will be destroyed gladly. im gonna pop back up anyways"
  4. "i dont care. did you see me with the mechanical dragon?"
  5. "alright, youre pissing me off. just say it, its just a name, man"
  6. "eh eh eh, no you dont" he pulls him with a spell. "you high or something? who even are you?"
  7. "no no no, its called being smart. i know what cheating is. believe me, ive done it a lot"
  8. "yeah. so? if you dont move, i can just move in your last known location. it worked"
  9. he just takes it back "ok, yeah, ill need that back now. no ruling the land. it makes it too boring"
  10. he just stares, walks toward your invisibly form, and whacks him soundly across the face "ok, maybe not"
  11. he just throws it over "yeah yeah, no problem. i stole it from a ratty looking guy awhile back, put it into your pockets, then took it out again."
  12. i start pouting until the ssandwich floats to me
  13. "ah. oh, btw, check your pockets" hes smiling as he says this
  14. well, not to me ig. robert jordan died after i was born.
  15. look, i told you that barbacue is better, BUT YOU WONT LISTEN MY EYES-
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