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Ookla de los Cuervos

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  1. sleeper cuts it down, then leaps over xi's flames. "this anger... impressive"
  2. abalador sets something on fire. "alright, ill draw a card" and he pulls a card from the deck.
  3. "no. thats why i do what i do. kill those that need to die."
  4. "thats how i had to grow up." sleeper shrugs. "nature is a cruel mistress. i just help people to where they belong."
  5. jar man picks up the book and stares at it, then smells it. "hm. book."
  6. "Children need to grow up! its how the world works!"
  7. "she's a spirit whos mother polarized the world too much."
  8. "hey, now we just gotta direct it. she's a potent weapon, for certain"
  9. "well, at least im getting somewhere. you gotta challenge a person's worldview, dead or not."
  10. bold it. I sneak into the mountain and take the sandwich back.
  11. someone give me a writing prompt pleaseee.

    1. NerdyAarakocra

      NerdyAarakocra

      In a world surrounded by incomprehensible eldritch horrors, humanity's only hope of survival is brie cheese.

  12. "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... having the cult come after me and actually find me, drag me back to the sacrifice room, and give them another weapon by causing trauma to the chest area with a rusty knife and knifing them until they scream"
  13. xq slaps lilyana. then he turns on eddie and slaps her. "wake up"
  14. jar man laughs. "my brother has tried. several thousand times and counting." jar man holds out a book. "i put 2 pounds of coke in this book, hopefully he gets addicted to coke instead of books hahahahaha"
  15. sleeper hits his face. "anddddddd here we go again. xi, dont eat people. or im gonna find your mother and kill her if she's still alive, then force her to tell you that people can hurt sometimes because they are bad people."
  16. sleeper looks at him blankly. "i would say manslaughter and arson"
  17. jar man just grins. "you think i sober myself? and by the way, the sheer amount of drugs you would burn would destroy the atmosphere."
  18. lollies smiles, knowing something that her opponent did not. "they never told you to pay attention to what they've used, right?" and she fires a ray.
  19. raven reassembles himself. "ow" then he hits the seed into the core of the earth
  20. jar man's face pops out of the wall. "hey, you got a needle anywhere? also, plus there's no door"
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