"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... having the cult come after me and actually find me, drag me back to the sacrifice room, and give them another weapon by causing trauma to the chest area with a rusty knife and knifing them until they scream"
jar man laughs. "my brother has tried. several thousand times and counting."
jar man holds out a book. "i put 2 pounds of coke in this book, hopefully he gets addicted to coke instead of books hahahahaha"
sleeper hits his face. "anddddddd here we go again. xi, dont eat people. or im gonna find your mother and kill her if she's still alive, then force her to tell you that people can hurt sometimes because they are bad people."