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Ookla de los Cuervos

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  1. sleeper goes on guard. "i dont like this. too easy to be snuck up on"
  2. Kandy sighs. "ok, so where should i go? im here, where do i report?"
  3. How many minutes do you have between this chaos? I wasn't told of this...
  4. "likely somebody near here, but i would guess they had some money from my previous employer."
  5. jar man takes a long draught from a bottle, then puts it down, smiling with his teeth, and not in the friendly way. "alright then... whos up?"
  6. "i would've beat them up if i could have, but i was unconcious from the body stress." kandy sighs. "i was tired of being a pleasure slave, so i took a wager. 50 men, he would let me free. first they used me. then i threw them."
  7. "barely. the last guy nearly pinned me, and i would've been a new man's whore for a bit" and she rolls her eyes.
  8. Kandy, of course, says a curse quietly under her breath. "youre strong. now, can i have some help? ive been tied to this bed for god knows how long, and i just finished up beating 50 full grown men in single combat after being... uh- used"
  9. "I WOULD IF I COULD YOU BUTT HEAD- AND IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME GO PAY THE FLESHIE AT THE CORNER ALLEY BY SPACIES"
  10. raven stares in awe at the caterpillar, then bursts out laughing.
  11. raven picks up the catipillar. "very funny"
  12. "lets get to it then, we've been sitting around for far too long."
  13. "at least i can eat healthy now." raven mutters. "ok, werent we gonna be doing something?"
  14. Eddie: I'm bored. Raven: Wanna commit first degree murder? Eddie: Sure! Wit, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Panda down!! i hate myself lol @SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue Kidnapper: We have your child Wit: I don’t have a child? <br>Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Wit: Oh god, you have Raven Raven: Did you win? Or just not die? Raven: Either way, hooray. Eddie: ...Is "no" a valid answer? Raven: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me. Raven: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Raven: It's me. accurate.
  15. i approve.
  16. Kandy would protect you because mother instincts.
  17. i pick up the sandwhich, laughing at the absurdity. i say hi to the snail.
  18. Kandy twists themselves around so that they can see their bonds. steel? seriously? she thinks to herself, saying that out loud. i was supposed to be free after beating every guard in single combat one after the other. Fleshies are... persistent...
  19. kandy's breath quickens.
  20. why is this a surprisingly reasonable topic of debate?
  21. and eventually landed in my lap, to my great annoyance.
  22. Kandy calls out again. "anyone?" @SmilingPanda19
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