Telrao

Greetings, HuMaNS I have created another meme! Enjoy!

But I don't care, I don't care

Unfortunately, against my will, I have. (It was for yr 6 grad, OK? Darn traditions) NHIE eaten a ghost chili pepper

Ah, OK! Thank you, Lord Chaos.

Yes, I am generally a happy, contented human (imagine a cat in the sunshine - that's me almost all the time) Underappreciated thing? Probably QUALITY EDM artists. The music is SO good, but no one ever checks them out because of all the tryhards the ruin the genre. I don't know rabbit breeds, but I LOVE the super floofy but smol ones. ADORABLE. My favourite school subject is probably Visual Arts - it's easy, and I get to play with watercolour paint - what's better than that? Favourite hobby... hmm. Hard to choose! Probably reading a book, and then attempting to draw the characters and failing (laughing at myself is the best part!) I love Elantris, and I love cats. So I chose to be an Elantrian Cat (I'm just original that way, y'know?) I am a blue point Ragdoll cat. Look it up - they're super floofy and super cute and I love them! I thank you for all the questions, humans. May Brando Sando continue to favour you.

Fortunately, the Australian Soldiers ended up not being able to kill them, and gave up.

They can say, they can say

Telrao is extremely delighted to be permitted into the clinic. She sniffs at Shadow, who glances at her with some disdain. In the distance, she can hear extremely cringe-worth straw puns. Those are STRAWFUL. She thinks to herself as she explores the house, watching a couple of the humans talking about a ring - something about a marriage? Humans are so strange. Suddenly, Telrao's "Someone's stuck" tingle. She finds the wall that @The Halcyon Girl is stuck in. She places a paw against the wall, pushing her conscience into it, searching for Halcy's. Greetings, human. You appear to be content to remain in a wall, But you are missing out on so much withall, So withdraw from your refuge and open your eyes See, I will give your therapy, And a mild rest from insanity. Content with her spur-of-the-moment message, Telrao waits for Halcy to emerge and/ or reply. She curls into a fluffy loaf, patient.

That I call my own

I close my eyes, and I can see...

Hakuna matataaa

Ah, hello I would like to join! I have never played this before, although I am a seasoned Mafia drama player! I would like to role play as Minisa, a human with cat-like qualities (like y'know a cat). (Am I meant to say anything else or is this fine?) "Wh-wh- you can see ghosts too? Usually, it's just me..."

For the rest of ya days!

Well, I love Elantris, aons, and Brandon Sanderson, so I want to tell others about them! Ergo, Telrao. And it sounds almost like something a cat would say like "tel-rraow?" And, heh, it took me about a minute's contemplation to come up with

O I lost the game for the 50th time today. How wonderful.

Matata

Matata

Sorry!

*Sees list* "Oh..." *INHALES DEEPLY* "I LOVE pasta Blue is my favourite colour Methods Prep is hardest class I've taken so far Words of Radiance - Fave! There is no least favourite. Normal marshmallows please My siblings introduced me to Brandon, but the first I read was Skyward Pinapple on pizza is a SIN and should NOT exist I currently can play the piccolo, flute, and piano. But I would like to learn the viola for funzies I wish I could actually make really good art Odd socks are fine as long as I can't see them I have seen the guy in the Princess Bride, if that's what you're referencing Worst food ever eaten - OLIVES (I'm sorry, but bleaugh!) I LOVE musicals I would burn steel - being a Coinpush would be SUPER COOL (and yes, I have thought about this) Uhm, my house and tell it to hover in the sky I have lotsa fish (endler guppies, several species of tetras, bristlenose catfish, a clown loach, siamese algae eater, honey gouramis, corydoras, and darwin shrimps.) I also have a cat Vegemite is a yes Yes, I do use oxford comma (refer to list O fish) Sure! Although, I do have exams coming up so it's a "it depends" Pickles is a maybe Skyward was first Sanderson book (still love it) Uhm can't really decide - I went to America when I was 3, so I guess that's the best one (Disneyland lez go) ALL THE POTATOES mmpmlsmm I'm dying maybe too many questions agg Maybe numbered them yeah I don't think I could live with the fact that I consumed an innocent worm" *pants tiredly* Thank you, dear Cinnamon, for your questions! *pants again and tries to recover*

A smol, fluffy cat appears at the door. She seems to want to enter the building, but is unable to open the door. She glances towards a window, then jumps onto a windowsill, meowing softly and batting at the window.

Ahem, hello dear HumAns. I am Telrao, your Local Feline Elantrian. And in celebration of becoming a *ahem* noble, I have created what they call an "Ask me Anything" page. I will patiently await your questions as I attempt to win the Battle For the Sandwich.

Greetings, most Esteemed People of the Internet. I have a questioning question for you. So, I noticed something: as my community reputation increased, I seemed to be unlocking emoticons. Is this a thing? Is this normal? Or am I just having hallucinations? I swear that when I was a skaa, I didn't have a ninja emoticon, but now I'm a noble, I seem to have one hmmm.

Unfortunately for Nerdy, I had a secret bracelet with aons carved into it that would activate whenever I reached a life-threatening level of health, thus healing me constantly. I play a dog whistle, and the dog brings me the sandwich in the hat. I take the sandwich, put the hat on my head, and summon a legion of dogs with my whistle.

I probably have, honestly. NHIE eaten a *cooked* rabbit (surprising, considering I'm a cat)

Hey, um, honey? Where did you - How did you - !