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  1. Telrao
    Yes. Four of them. Fun times! TPBM likes the rain
  2. Telrao
    Hehe... I'm here now. Now, a story: There once was a dog. He was a very happy dog. One day, he went to the dog park. He got bullied by another dog. That day, he went home very sad, and cried himself to sleep. The next day, the dog didn't get up. He had accidentally murdered his pet hamster in his sleep, and was feeling very depressed. He stayed in his dog bed, weeping. His owner walked up to him and asked "Wherefore, my pup, dost thou weepest?" The dog replied: "I hath been bullied, and murdered the small swine that was mine. Dear owner, what sooth dost though have?" The owner hesitated, then replied: "Thou needest therapy, dear pup." And so that day, the dog and the owner went to the therapist. The dog soon recovered from his trauma, and the owner became very poor, because therapy is expensive. The End.
  3. Telrao
    I'm pretty sure both of you are breaking the walls of reality.
  4. Telrao
    You.. you literally just blew up half the planet. Mhmmm.... BEANS.
  5. Telrao
    *cackling* I'm BACK While Primeval Chaos is busy trying to get his Connection to work, I enter the Cognitive Realm and intercept the sandwich, sneefing gleefully as I re-enter the physical realm in Australia. No one knows where it is, 'cause apparently Australia doesn't exist. I sneef again, ecstatic.
  6. Telrao
    Haha yes
  7. Telrao

    Sketch of Vin as a Mistborn

    Telrao commented on Telrao's gallery image in Mistborn Art

    Sketch of Vin as a Mistborn
    Thank youuuuu!
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    Ask Telrao Anything!

    Telrao replied to Telrao's topic in AMAs

    Ooooo trickyy Second favourite has to be some sort of parrot - probably an Orange Bellied Parrot (they're critically endangered and FREAKIN' ADORABLE) Optimal colour of toothbrush would be blue - more of a cyan - to complement the toothpaste smears I... don't like milk. And my chugging skills are basically non-existent... so no. I would chug a gallon of apple juice, tho!
  9. Telrao
    Thanks so much guys! I'll do my best to keep this story runnin! So excited eee
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    Ask Telrao Anything!

    Telrao replied to Telrao's topic in AMAs

    I believe that cats speak different at dialects - like how different villages in Japan and China have different dialects of the same language. Cats are from a common ancestor (probably) and therefore would most likely have the same base language. So, it's a "yes" to both!
  11. Telrao
    Amen, sistah
  12. Telrao
    *gets gargleborf* *inserts muffin*
  13. Telrao
    Feed it to your pet fish When dancing with someone you like
  14. Telrao
    Hey... are you... is that the Moon Sceptre? Oooo oooo yess pleaseeee
  15. Telrao
    Eat it. AND BECOME ALL POWERFUL MWUHAHA WWYDIYF some hydrocarbons in your pocket
  16. Telrao
    "Don't mind the spikey metal I put on there. Just be very very careful" When drinking from an unmarked bottle
  17. Telrao
    Fortunately, Syl escaped jail and smakked Ambition upside the head. Ambition apologised to the Cosmere, then went back to being a normal floaty Shard boi
  18. Telrao
    Granted, but you can never feel it yourself. Welcome to depression! I wish that I could have a pet axehound
  19. Telrao
    Honey, I am taking away your world domination privileges. Destroying entire countries in not okay! *twitches* N-nuggets? *twitches*
  20. Telrao
    Squeal, then wonder how the heck I'm gonna keep it a secret WWYDIYF a *cooked* potato in your pocket
  21. Telrao
    Me as a Soother in Scadrial

    From the album: Telrao's Mistborn Sketchies

    This isn't exactly Mistborn fanart, but it's in the same world so yeee
  22. Telrao
    Sketch of Vin as a Mistborn

    From the album: Telrao's Mistborn Sketchies

    Mmmmm yes. Coins! A sketch that I've already put in my creative thread. Planning to do a few more Mistborn sketchies, but we'll see!
  23. Telrao

    Heyoooo

    I just noticed what you put into your "interests" category.

    IS THAT THE HEKKIN ONE RING THING IN ELVISH????

    Respect, ma dude, respect.

    Have a wonderful day, Human!

    1. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      No

      It's in the Black Speech - the Dark Morgul Tongue

    2. Telrao

      Telrao

      Ah, yes indeed

  24. Telrao
    Because a Dingo Deity had invaded the universe.
  25. Telrao
    Cackle, then set it off WWYDIYF a grain of rice in your pocket?
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