Telrao

What about "flappity flap flap I'm technically a mammal?"

But it's funny

Take a guess.

Why not put so many questions?

Telrao suddenly pulls a large sack from behind her back. "We need a more private location for this." She glances around the room, then opens the sack wide and shoves the entire whiteboard into it. She then quickly removes the maps and schematics and rolls them up neatly, also so placing them into the sack. "If we're serious about this - I know I am - follow me." She hefts the sack and a portal appears beside her. "Everyone who's going to help me - come!" She steps through. If you look through the portal, you can see a large, cosy room filled with beanbags, sofas, and the walls absolutely covered in plans. Are you ready?

Ayyy (I'm to honest for a hidden rick-roll)

Telrao writes 'The Plan to Murder Santa' on the whiteboard. "Our goal is to conquer what has never been conquered before - the Lord Ruler, the Man, Santa." She throws muffins to everyone. "Any questions?" Aaallll righty people. This is a roleplay - the plot to murder our Lord Ruler, Santa. We'd kinda appropriated the Girl's Only thread - so I'm moving it here. Just for the sake of things (and continuity). Please state your character's name, species, gender, and a random tendency that could mess up the mission ('cause it's funny) in a quote box, like this: If your character already has a role (eg: distraction, ops) please state that in the quote box too. Characters and mission groups will go in here: Schematics & Maps! If you want to see the OG conversation, go to the Girls Only! club pages 43-45 Let the plot ensue!

I know the answer to the riddle. Heard it before - I'm spoilering my answer tho

*Telrao digs up a root* Hmmmm - here you go, I guess.

*pokes Thaidakar gently with energy root* okaaayyy

What kind of root? Tree root? Root beer?

*laughing* "Ah, friend, your wits are no longer within your brain! They're on the floor!"

Old Blood whooo I probably shouldn't have this much rep after only being here for a month

What book is this? I wanna know

You don't. You sit there and dozily dream about the book's events and characters, lingering in the pure ecstasy of a good book. If anyone approaches you, mumble something about books, and you'll survive. Maybe. Probably.

That's actually adorable

Thanks mate

The Hierarchy of Janes thought this was a very devious plan until...

I'm just some rando Hobbit vibin you know

They also changed the formatting, just to annoy the Bobs

*runs to Rivendell* *shakes Frodo awake* "Ma bros I need help"

Telrao puts a gold tick next to Mr Misting's name then writes Elsecaller! Done.

Telrao quickly adds Wizard - OPS under Distractions. Then, in orange, writes Transportation to Coginitive Realm or Mindscape? - Mr Misting, Bookwym. Then EXPLOSION??? in yellow under distractions