I stand by that and I will continue to smite you.
I have a sub today and the number of things he's said just in the first 10 minutes of class...
"Anyways, he had no neck."
"Ah, sorry, I was at a jr high the other day and I was calling roll and it was like "Rachel" and she was like "It's raquel, actually" and I was like "OH welcome to Utah."
"...and then the teacher just packed up and left in the middle of the night. Disappeared. So that's what happened to that drivers ed teacher. It was a weird day. I laughed. And cried."
"If I could be old...ah, that would be the life. Retired, puttering around, screaming at kids to get off my lawn...I can't wait."
He's also wearing a sparkly red vest and he has a mustache.