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shower thought of the day:
People associate glasses with being smart, but we actually had to fail a test to get them. We even got to look at the answers.
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Do you ever get that feeling: It's time to gaslight some gods into giving me cool stuff or favors or just not killing me? No? Just my DND character?
I have an obscenely large deception bonus (+13 to those wondering) and candles that allow me to commune with gods. I can theoretically convince all of them (except three (the two that created my race and my patron)) that my lies are the truth. I can't wait to use that.
In other news, I have acquired a deck of very, very magical cards from a very magical box, and that made the earth and sky goddess (the two I can't gaslight) very angry at me. We'll see how it goes.
I also might be able to get a thing like "divine intervention" for my warlock by using the candle to pray to my patron. we'll see. I asked my DM.
Also, I have a pet sheep and goat.
DND is a fun game.
