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  1. Immortal Platypus
    not them again. They had large noses.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    I'm 99.9% + 0.1% sure that root isn't made of a plant.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    I'm afraid I have to side with Frustration here even though I do want to hear your reasoning Bookwyrm.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    wait, would you call two slices of bread with butter between them a sandwich?
  5. Immortal Platypus
    My personal theory is that they are 90% root and 10% absence of substance.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    pretty good. I've aced everything I've done today including this reading quiz and i didn't even do the reading.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    you're welcome
  8. Immortal Platypus
    They couldn't decide.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    And Rue. She wasn't a cremling or an insect and she was part of The root cult.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    The root cult was never in any way human.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    You get a magic toad for that name. I have a frooooooooooog (not to be confused with a frog).
  12. Immortal Platypus
    Luckily I was waiting near @Ookla the Keys. I poke keys with my ankle barb and as you turn, I slam a violin into his (?) face. I take the sandwich and tell the shadows, "There is nothing of equal worth so I demand you unconsume EmulatonStromekiin after Ookla season. I will give you The Sandwich if you promise to do so."
  13. Immortal Platypus
    i'm not even going to try to top that.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    Now humans were extinct. Most beings were happy about this.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    The one remaining human was annoyed though. Then they became a bat.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    The realm of the Tiger Platypus brings his sword forward in a basic overhead strike @Ookla the Myopic
  17. Immortal Platypus
    ok, yeah, I can agree with that.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    but that is while they're using it, not directly before. for example, say a skybreaker gets a hand on the mistborn without the mistborn leeching them (remember, this is purely hypothetical) the mistborn won't know to get away because they're about to use Division, they'd have to wait to until the KR starts using the Surge. Unless I'm misunderstanding, that is.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    not sensing when they're going to use it. As I understand it they can see if the KR has the stormlight to use said surge.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    Most of the world eventually became dogs and bats.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    The realm of the Tiger "Dang it. I thought that would work. Because it didn't, and because I want to learn the sword, I am your humble student." @Ookla the Myopic
  22. Immortal Platypus
    "Fair enough. But physical capabilities are not all in battle. As a wise being once said, "All competition (including battle) is psychological warfare. You can tell by this." Wizard feels a prickle on his skin, looks down and sees Platypus' Blade against his chest. "Task completed Master." Platypus says with a bow. @Ookla the Myopic
  23. Immortal Platypus
    The realm of the Tiger "Oh. I would disagree though. I believe that with enough careful maneuvering (physical and psychological) you can win any duel."
  24. Immortal Platypus
    Good. It's my sword now. Unless Plot comes back to life and takes it by force. Wait. What are we going to do with Rue? We never actually did anything to her. I'm sure she'll be fine, drinking root in that clearing with the cottage.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    I still have Vengeance. Not Subversion. And she can't get it from me using Narration because it's immune to Narration. Even if it's not, she can't get it from me. Narration makes it so.
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