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  1. Immortal Platypus
    *gets depressed* *goes to Roshar for therapy so I can see you-know-who*
  2. Immortal Platypus
    I'm so sorry! your life is just that. Yours. And your teacher is definitely in the wrong. he shouldn't tell you that you specifically need to practice, and definitely shouldn't single you out and warn you not to cheat. *hugs* I hope that you do well on your finals! Good luck!!!!!
  3. Immortal Platypus
    I would watch it... If I had time
  4. Immortal Platypus
    That's what you thought! I found a super-secret way to counter it that just coincidentally coincided with the "don't kid yourself" card. You escaped with a decoy!
  5. Immortal Platypus
    *is sad because it's probably true* *gets a littler happier because *wins**
  6. Immortal Platypus
    Yeah, I really want both of those
  7. Immortal Platypus
    se, i rarely have a few free hours. It's one of those things i really want to learn though
  8. Immortal Platypus
    i barely can. it depends on the lock. I get weird looks about why I'm carrying a bobby pin sometimes
  9. Immortal Platypus
    Me over here using legitimate things. These people using invalid strategies (except bolt cutters. if you can get your hands on them, they'll probably do the job). Well, I use my nerd powers to utterly eliminate all locks from EXISTENCE!!!! PERMANENTLY!!!!!!
  10. Immortal Platypus
    This wasn't canon so I retain my sandwich.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    i use bobby pins to try to pick locks
  12. Immortal Platypus
    *catches up* Kitty. Platypus. *wins*
  13. Immortal Platypus
    I would think that it would be a really powerful Leech. It just makes sense. TLM:
  14. Immortal Platypus
    I play my "Don't kid yourself" card on your Dovin's Veto.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    I neigh your attempt at that.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    I immediately go on guard, and protect the sandwich. Then I realize that my lock is still on it. Oh well.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    I run away, activating my back-up cytonic disruptor.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    But this thread obviously takes place in the cyto-verse, which is where all cytonics come from, even the cats! Therefore, the cat didn't come from an alternate universe and the stuffed chicken remained a stuffed chicken, and the sandwich stayed in my possesion. It's bold, so it's canon
  19. Immortal Platypus
    ah. I see The ally pours some root into each cup. "Inspector? Do you want any?" @xinoehp512
  20. Immortal Platypus
    What... exactly is a "belp?" "Well, I figured, but I thought you might be willing to share. It would make me much happier," she says, expression falling. "But it's okay."
  21. Immortal Platypus
    Achieving light speeds was impossible, even for such a cat. Becoming a minor Epic momentarily, I teleport in front of the kitty and take the sandwich. I give it a stuffed chicken to play with though.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    "Very! Thank you so much!" she squealed. "Do you want any?" The ally pulls out matching cups.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    I have an emotional support stuffed dog. I rarely use it, but it's awesome for when i need it.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    *gently takes the Stick of Reprimand from the kitty without it noticing* *wants to play with the kitty but it's Telrao's turn, so waits*
  25. Immortal Platypus
    But... what if I don't want world domination? NEVER MIND, I TOTALLY DO!!!!!!!!!
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