Jump to content

Immortal Platypus

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    2248

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Immortal Platypus

  1. Immortal Platypus
    I also haven't read WoT I'm working on it.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    pretty good, but is it good enough? "What dost thee desireth lord? i hath harkened to thy call to aid thee in thy needs. All thou needst do is command and i shall do thy bidding."
  3. Immortal Platypus
    he pretends to be ignorant, but doesn't defend himself! He's obviously a centaur! @Frustration, you and your kind need to train better. I assume this is one of the children, unused to outside life?
  4. Immortal Platypus
    you are an insect centaur. notice how he didn't deny it.
  5. Immortal Platypus
    still a witch, you claimed to have multiple powers. and if you weren't a witch, I'd just use my full Shardic powers to crush you. You're using your witchcraft to bolster your Shardic powers. Also, you're not a sentient bowl of ramen, you're a centaur.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    ok, time to get fancy. "didst thou summon me to do thy bidding grand master? What wouldst thou have me do for thee?"
  7. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus greatly enjoyed this gesture of good faith and so didn't act on his blood feud impulses. But he also didn't make a hasty judgement that the dragon was good. It would take more than a plate of cookies, that could be very easily poisoned or hemalurgically spiked, to fix this feud. He also didn't eat the cookies, fearing spikes.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    ok. just checking. If you are, that would be cool even though there is no shot my parents would let me go (at least not alone. They might be willing to let me if they could come).
  9. Immortal Platypus
    even if you were, my power would be greater, per that WOB. and it would also be hard for you to do it.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    well, can I bring a highly invested piece of metal?
  11. Immortal Platypus
    can i bring a church?
  12. Immortal Platypus
    stop lying to yourself. Actually, I don't care if you lie to yourself, stop lying to us.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    So Platypus decided to not kill it for now. It was still on probation in his mind though. This was because as everyone know, immortal platypi and Root Dragons are long-founded enemies. It's a blood feud.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    you're lying. Ramen doesn't have intent or Connection to the Cognitive or Spiritual realm, thus even if you are telling the truth, my power is vastly superior to yours.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    look, if you don't know what you're attesting to, don't attest to it. Your supposed testament means nothing because you don't know what it's about. In this case the answer is yes, because all of us want a Shardpole and a Shardfork, lets be honest.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    I let the shadows have my snapped shins, but I keep the medical bills. I take the sandwich to make it a fair trade.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    wait, he said that? He is most certainly a witch. Ramen probably can't even hold a Shard.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    floccinaucinahillipillification. or however you spell that Turns out it is floccinaucinihilipilification. (flock-sin-ah-sin-nuh-hill-ih-pill-ih-fih-caa-shun)
  19. Immortal Platypus
    I mean... We are Anyway... "Friends don't backstab friends. They stab them in the front." -My friend and I in unison to another friend.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    which tiny insects? centaurs? and we're still trying to accuse Noodles of witchcraft.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    It still could not match the power of the Root Kitten. But while it was more powerful than normal Root Dragons it was still kill-able. And Platypus would most likely want to try.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    I eat the crowbar you left behind. It was made of atium and I track you down and burn it to take the sandwich from you. I run off with my snapped shins and payed medical bills. And the sandwich.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    This is THE GAME!!!! it's a mind game in which the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    Chiri-Chiri wasn't the very big until Dawnshard, but either way I'm not saying that it will happen. I'm saying it's hypothetically possible, not probable.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    *hides before gets kicked*
×
×
  • Create New...