Immortal Platypus

We must wait for jury's ruling first. Then if he's guilty (which he is) Calano (our executioner) will burn him at the stake. Luckily, you're part of the jury, so you get a vote (assuming you want to).

@Frustration

I dare very easily actually! (How is wisdoms not a word?) Maybe we could change it to post numbers

GREAT! WE WILL GET THIS WITCH!!!!!!!!!

He had received intel that Doofenshmirtz was planning to harvest the root from the Root Dragon and so he had to bring the Root Dragon out of the line of sight of the Root-extractor-inator. The Root Dragon and Root Kittens didn't know this though.

um... you literally did

I should know what it is.

stop lying to us! We told you that already! PEOPLE!!!!!!!! HE CONFESSED!!!!!! I AM IN BIOLOGY RIGHT NOW, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS AND HE CONFESSED!!!!!!! HE DIDN'T MEAN TO, BUT HE DID. (Actually, he confessed multiple times. He said that he could turn me into a frog, and when I said that he couldn't because our Shardic power is equal, he said that his witchcraft would get around that. Then later, he said THAT HE HAD THE SHARD OF WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, I HAVE ANOTHER WITNESS!!!!!!!!!!! THE TIME HAS COME!!!!!! SUMMON THE COURT OF WITCH-HUNTING!!!!!!! @Aes Sedai @CalanoCorvus @Wits instant noodles @cheeseman @NerdyAarakocra @Telrao @The Wandering Wizard @Frustration @Cinnamon @anyone else who wants to join. Does everyone remember their jobs? Aes sedai, you're the prosecutor. Calano, you're the executioner. Noodles, you're the defendent. Cheeseman, you're the defense attorney, unless Noodles brings in his own. Nerdy, Telrao, Wiz, Frustration, Cinnamon you people can be the jury. Aon Ene might be part of the jury if she wants to. Feel free to summon people until we have 11 on the jury. We need to leave a space for Ene if she want's to join. And if I missed anyone, feel free to summon them. I think that's it. PREPARE FOR JUDGEMENT @Wits instant noodles! YOUR END IS NIGH (unless the jury decides otherwise). Oh, @InfiniteInsanity, do you also want to be part of the jury? If so, you're welcome to join You too @The Bookwyrm And you @That1Cellist NOW HE'S TALKING ABOUT MAKING PEOPLE DO THINGS!!!!! I THINK HE PLANS TO USE WITCHCRAFT ON US!!!!!!!!!!

I'm also a cat! And I have a goldfish! :DDDD

still seems frantic. We are eager to burn you because witches are bad for business

The Root dragon got attacked while they were riding. Surprisingly, it wasn't Platypus. It was...

a while. but he hasn't been here for a long time.

this seems awfully frantic for someone who claims to not be a witch.

I WANT A PAPER HAT!

@Adamkarma

He's not. He goes to the same school as me and @Aes Sedai We'll get him tomorrow.

Well, I wanted to anyway so... *begins pondering* *continues pondering* *falls asleep* *wakes up* *continues pondering*

actually all i see is "enuir" with an arrow to chicken. This means he must be a witch! It's obviously a witch spell language!!! Now we have even more proof!

I have worked hard for this. I will not disappoint.

what if I don't wanna?

*ignores that fact* I'm not fixing it. Sorry Silh!

Platypus apologizes for the case of mistaken identity and Nameless drops the charges. He then sues the mysterious "I" for the same charges, getting the sandwich as recompense.

and then we'll know what the post limit is so we can all strategically not be the second-to-last one to post as that would be bad. Genius! but then the thread will die and get locked and we'll have to make another

well, lets be honest, even if that does happen, someone will probably just make another TLPW

*parts from Salmon kitty*