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Immortal Platypus

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  1. I shoot down your nuke before it destroys my weapons but I fake the explosion using my plot-convenient hologram projector. You took a decoy and are now trapped on Mars as I drained your ship of fuel except for the amount you'd need to get to Mars while you were looking for the sandwich. I put the sandwich in an aluminum vault.
  2. I quoted it before you posted it, thus it is not canon.
  3. we could... but I think I'll probably leave it up to the executioner if he gets convicted.
  4. This wasn't bolded, and therefore wasn't canon! I check my sandwich for trackers, just in case. There aren't any. I also finish setting up the weapons.
  5. feel that Stupid forgetfulness. I can also try to help, but I'm only in 10th grade math.
  6. I am filled with rage at my dog disappearing. Fortunately, I didn't trust the dog as it was found in your base. It stole a decoy, so I run and my location is undisclosed. Then I prepare for you to come for the sandwich and prepare my weapons system.
  7. I am sad because I already took it. Luckily, you didn't notice me behind you. I take the sandwich from you and go back to the cellar on 6th of the Moon with the dog. We have fun there and are happy together.
  8. I take the dog with me, following you from a distance.
  9. my computer is being weird here. i'm concerned.
  10. I break out of the cellar, taking extra food with me, because I tend to get locked up in all kinds of weird places, and chase after you
  11. @Edema Ruh!!!! TOMORROW IS LITERALLY A PARTY IN APHG!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!

    (wow. that might be the first time someone has said that they're excited to go to APHG)

    On a random side not, I'm a ghostblood and I love it

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    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      NO ALPHA!!!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!

    3. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      rep is definitely a verb. "I'm going to rep that." Actually, maybe not.

    4. The Paradoxical Phenomenon
  12. Frost, was, however, me in disguise. I stop by the closet, untie the real Frost (leaving him unconscious, but unbound in a closet) and escape to 6th of the Moon.
  13. you can't crush me. I'd poke you with pencils. i don't know. It's an amazing one though
  14. *doesn't enter* *doesn't exist* *still wins* *stops not existing*
  15. Hope it goes/went well Wittles! I almost did that Eddie, but i'm kinda glad I didn't. we did some important stuff in 6th, had basically a free day in 5th, and a free day in 7th.
  16. a lot of things. My ideas are either moving to California for life (as the minimum), banned from the Shard and from us following him (Mid), DEATH! (not the most extreme) yes
  17. i did that last night. In my defense, i had an AP test today. Also... NO NUMBER, GET EM!!!!!! 1618
  18. I just finished an AP test and I want to go to bed
  19. i mean... there might be, but I doubt it
  20. YES! Especially since there's probably not a legal law about not being a witch anymore.
  21. thank you! it might be hard to find a jury though, most people ridiculous enough to do this already know the defendant, prosecutor, and the crime. so... we might need to adjust that. I'm the judge. also, is this a criminal case? as the judge, if he's found guilty, do i assign the sentence?
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