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  1. Immortal Platypus
    excuse me, what?
  2. Immortal Platypus
    not yet, only once the centaurs rule. actually that sounds kinda fun
  3. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus looks down. It was the same sandwich
  4. Immortal Platypus
    there aren't, exp just decided to make a fake Game so now there are. also it's not a paradox, just a loop
  5. Immortal Platypus
    1999 but he didn't exist so it's ok
  6. Immortal Platypus
    ok, see you at dragonsteel
  7. Immortal Platypus
    1995: Expy doesn't exist because his dad stopped existing 1996: The gerbil vomits the stick up with no one knowing about the incident 1997: the gerbil dies and no one knew the stick was eaten
  8. Immortal Platypus
    I don't care that much, I have other stuff to do anyway. Hope the sleep over was fun!
  9. Immortal Platypus
    1994 They realize that Expy's dad holds far less power than the Stick alone, much less the entire pantheon of Sandersonism and they imprison him for life
  10. Immortal Platypus
    I'm boycotting this.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    that's gonna be weird cool
  12. Immortal Platypus
    naaa yeah, I'm with *ly ok, see you in November, Ca-LAN-oh!
  13. Immortal Platypus
    because its an off-brand version
  14. Immortal Platypus
    you can try but I'll die before I let Eddie get put in charge of me. Oh, wait, I'm fine, I'm an immortal Platypus in a human disguise. Ok, Eddie can be in charge of the humans. Im sure Noodles will love that
  15. Immortal Platypus
    I don't think I have time to do it, but i'd probably follow it
  16. Immortal Platypus
    what about Ey? OOH! OR EIE!
  17. Immortal Platypus
    really? I always pronounce it xp
  18. Immortal Platypus
    yeah, but now you're expy. x-p-e
  19. Immortal Platypus
    you're now Expy. i love it
  20. Immortal Platypus
    well, you're also old, so there.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    ok, time for this to happen. Hacob looks at his blade, and he thinks. It needs to be done. The light beam bursts out of Suddenly, Pineapples. Instead of going at Desolation, it hits the Dhor Maul blade. Hacob smiles at Moni, and then both he and the blade disappear. Suddenly, Pineapples lands on the ground, clattering, as Hacob evaporates.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    I'm existing and I don't like it. I grab the sandwich and I like existing again.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    perhaps candy?
  24. Immortal Platypus
    please don't
  25. Immortal Platypus
    I'm trying to decide if I really want to kill Hacob. I'm gonna sleep on it and I'll decide in the morning. Good night!
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